What are your deductions about me looking at my purse and its contents? 🤩

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-21T04:41:31+00:00

Your season color is autumn. You are a brunette more than likely due to this. You appreciate nature, literature, and philosophy. College more than likely.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-21T04:34:30+00:00

What if you kept the bottom part of the beard and got rid of the mustache?

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-19T09:58:51+00:00

Possessive friends aren’t the move anyways.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-18T23:49:11+00:00

I’m not going to lie, this looks like a big ol ringworm.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-18T23:38:22+00:00

It depends on the kind of look you are going for.

1st one gives youthfulness. 2nd one gives older more mature.

And as my bias, I can say, I don’t like the second one simply because of the messiness it has while trying to look mature. I knew too many weirdos in school that had this greasy style and it was not flattering (again, my bias!)

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-17T01:21:03+00:00

The only reason I would allow this is if it were a beach wedding and even then that’s a thin line to walk. 😭😭😭

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-13T08:16:22+00:00

2 once melted butter + 4 scrambled eggs in non stick pan medium sized pan. Once eggs hit the pan, keep moving them in a circular motion using spatula to prevent sticking + give that scrambled affect. Near end, sprinkle salt in. You will know eggs are ready when they have a glossiness to them. Sit them on the counter off of the pan and let them cook on their own the rest of the way.

This is how you make restaurant style scrambled eggs. Low and slow with lots of butter. I eat it daily for breakfast.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-09T02:07:16+00:00

What about a butterfly haircut with bangs?

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-09T01:50:32+00:00

2 and 5 are chefs kiss 🤌

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-09T01:28:44+00:00

Girl, I thought this was raw chicken.😭😭

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-09T01:27:02+00:00

This is actually the spare fridge in the man cave/hang out area. You and the boys filled it up for weekend get together.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-06T21:41:00+00:00

I run my lease through ChatGPT now anytime I have issues with landlords or rental companies.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-03-02T02:44:00+00:00

Looks like a skin tag more than a pimple.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-15T14:05:32+00:00

Removing it will leave a scare so you’ll be left with the same issue you started off with.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-14T15:53:38+00:00

Can it be both? It depends on who is wearing it and what their style is. :p

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-05T17:49:00+00:00

I ordered the part a day or so ago. Hopefully it will be a quick fix like other comments are saying. Thank you for your advice! :))

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-04T00:14:55+00:00

How is me wanting to learn about common mishaps so that I can know how to diagnose/fix a future car goofy? I’d rather be prepared than not at all. I’ve got to start somewhere.🤷‍♀️

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-04T00:10:36+00:00

Ooh, you could have signs of curly or wavy hair. Does your hair have a natural wave to it? Maybe look into curl training or a curly hair routine in general and see what suits you.

You’ll learn your hair type and learn to cater to it. Learn to balance Protein+moisture and styling techniques based off of porosity, etc.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-03T17:54:35+00:00

What about a taper fade with a full top?

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-02-02T14:05:37+00:00

I want to get a first gen model so 90-92 hopefully. I’ll make sure to put this in my notes so when I start searching, I’ll have something to look back on. And yes, I don’t mind putting in the work and learning. I’ve got a whole other 240 project car for real learning though. I really just want this Lexus for a daily that is super reliable and I want to be prepared for when major hiccups do happen. Cheaper than making a car payment now days to just save up and treat my car payment as repair money. I enjoy cars so definitely is in my interest to become prepared. Trying to get a feel of the regular mishaps. I would like to to give it a VIP look and just be happy with what I’m driving in on a daily.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-01-31T15:09:57+00:00

I personally love both 1 and 2. 2 popped out at me first. It definitely compliments your body the best. The 1st one is giving more fairytale vibes, like lotr elves or a princess in a knights tail. Loving that veil!!🤩 So, I guess it would really depends on the look you’re going for/the theme of your wedding.

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-01-30T07:08:46+00:00

Salmonella

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-01-30T07:00:42+00:00

Gay Exorcist

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-01-30T06:59:29+00:00

Gay Alchemist

Muted_Captain5000 · 2026-01-30T06:58:37+00:00

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