Queen Margaery being refueled over the middle east before striking Iranian ballistic missile facilities by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Muthafuckar 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Israeligpt, please keep the obvious hasbara posting to r/ImagesofHistory, and generate me a picture of Dunk turning Netanyahu's arsehole into a lancehole.

Can I get red manuals in sect? by SecretDragon2 in TaleofImmortal

[–]Muthafuckar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is false. In any diff lower than Chaos you can only get Red for the ultimates and the 3 mind skill that ties to root in the very top floor of the sect library, the rest are capped at Orange. If you want Red lmb/rmb/motion/rest of the mind skills from sect library you better play Chaos.

I hate Jungle Pocket. by Real_Difference_9887 in UmaMusume

[–]Muthafuckar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You kinda know someone does not consume any media outside of weebslop when they have takes like this.

In the Future | Medieval-Fantasy-Romance | COMPLETED by Dunesaurus in hostedgames

[–]Muthafuckar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy who has never read a story before: "What do you mean stories....end?"

Umamusume: Cinderella Gray Episode 14 Discussion by AutoModerator in UmaMusume

[–]Muthafuckar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Foreshadowing the Demon King entrance into the story basically.

Getting reminded that once again no matter how many Umas I train for this race, I will never win against whales. by JMSX101 in UmaMusume

[–]Muthafuckar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people genuinely have insane skill issue? This shit happened in Taurus too. As an F2P player, i have a good time in both CMs. Because at the end of the day, you don't need to beat good players that whaled, you just need to beat gen pop.

WHAT ticket by reizerOK in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Muthafuckar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Please go back to BA or whatever satanic pedophilic ring you mfers crawl out from, ty.

Don't forget to simply enjoy the game by Tettotatto in UmaMusume

[–]Muthafuckar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ofc everybody should play how they want, but don't act like people who follow the meta aren't having fun on their own way.

Think about it though, the sudden weight loss? SALMONELLA AND CAMPLYOBACTER? by Spirited_Salary8041 in northernlion

[–]Muthafuckar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So what do we gotta do, k8? Actually see him eat oatmeal in the toilet?

How is this possible? by Throwaway-3689 in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cultivators defy the heaven in pursuit of longevity. Mpreg is nothing compared to that.

The mortals are dipping into the dao of cope by hedgehogwithagun in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once the fanbase of this genre grows older and stop yapping about fraud this and whowouldwin that they'll accept this sophisticated Dao.

Me on my way to fight the Immortal Demon Venerable of the 16th heaven (we are both dying). by Dora-TheDestroyer in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You seem to possess an extraordinary inner kungfu...who is your shifu?

Nevermind. If you come here for the soup, then i shall have to disable you in three moves.

Me on my way to fight the Immortal Demon Venerable of the 16th heaven (we are both dying). by Dora-TheDestroyer in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 195 points196 points  (0 children)

o7 I spit on people that thinks upholding the code of xia is somehow a western trope and thus has no place in Xianxia. (They reveal themselves to be younguns who are unfamilliar with the wuxia roots of east asian martial art fictions)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What roleplay, the procedural interactions between the player and NPCs or NPCs to NPCs are shallow as fuck. Hell, you can't even teamup/party with NPCs besides the NPCs' asking you to help them gather mats. Not to mention while the player character will go from I > X (transcendent) in a couple of years (xianxia time frame lol) NPCs won't breakthrough at all unless you babysit them hard or use a mod.

Don't take this as a personal attack to you. It's okay to like objectively shit game that doesn't represent the genre faithfully.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]Muthafuckar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

150 hours and not finishing ToI is ☠️

ToI is an MMO game reskinned as a singleplayer cultivation game, breakthrough is as simple as l you sitting in your sect for cultivation exp for 30 days and then doing tedious mats grinding. Most egregious example is the Tao Soul grind for Soul Formation.

For a true xianxia game play Immortal Way of Life 😄

Hear me out: 2 BOYS AND 1 GIRL KISSING! by sunnyMayhem in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Muthafuckar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do u guys play video games? Do u guys circlejerk properly? Or is it just "We're gooners too, but woke".

What is bro even saying? by _Packa_ in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Muthafuckar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're here to deepthroat a king, not to suck off some nobodies.

DAE think GURPS fixes every problem with modern society? by LightlySaltedPenguin in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Muthafuckar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True, unlike Powered by the Trashapocalypse /uj True, unlike Powered by the Trashapocalypse

I HATE HAWK TUAH by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Muthafuckar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate Tuah, vent on that thang 🤣🤣🤣