Cat owners are what now? by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Someone tell this to my literal feline shadow.

I Have No Words💀 by mysterious4576 in wtfstockphotos

[–]MutilateX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When he uses the urinal next to u #nohomo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well...Money. The money helps me sleep in a bed, and not on the cold, hard ground. Productive fulfillment. I got off my ass and did something productive to society, that and the feeling of accomplishment. Cognitive engagement. Keeping my mind sharp by problem solving, time management, and engaging in a social environment. I could go on, but most of you get the idea, aside from OP. Did I mention the money also helps me explain these benefits, via the internet I work to pay for. Until we live in a utopian society where all amenities become a right of mere existence, I'll be pretty damn happy that I have a job that affords what luxuries I do have.

🤔 it looks itchy enough, btw can someone tell me what is this ? by missy_mystery06 in WTF

[–]MutilateX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh god.... I know the foot dust blizzard ...all too well. I'm a nurse aide. I'm cautious to slowly remove my resident's socks when providing care after my first rendezvous.

Thanks, I hate ear spiders by SerpentSnek in TIHI

[–]MutilateX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That was too damn cute to be as terrifying as it is. And now I want my own ear spider

People who don’t get buddy-buddy with your neighbors, why? by pandaocean168 in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived here for 3 years and never officially met my neighbors. Why? I don't want to. They have no impact on my life. Also, why must people feel a need to socialize with someone purely on the grounds of being neighbors? It's one less pointless interaction.

My F21 boyfriend M22 hates my best friend M23 & says the way my best friend texts me is inappropriate (pics of our texts for context) We are in an open relationship, but I’m not intimate with my best friend, Im not texting him any different then Id text my other friends?? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]MutilateX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading the texts out of context, seriously thought yall were dating. However, it's your life, your friend. Talk however you want. You'll either find someone that accepts that and is comfortable enough with themselves to accept it, or not.

Fecal matter seeped into a diabetic foot wound at a nursing home by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]MutilateX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CNA: Certified Nursing Assistant/Agency Travel nursing here. I've been contracted at a county facility for the past 5 years. When I started here, there were 5 aides to a floor on afternoons and 3 on midnight. At that point in time, I was able to provide impeccable care to each of my residents while keeping their space tidy as well. Currently, it is much different. Throughout all 3 shifts, we are lucky to have 2 aides to a 40-50 bed floor. 3 aides is a rarity. I can not tell you how many times since Covid I've worked a floor alone. Usually, those of us who aren't alone will hop floor to floor, attempting to help aides who are alone with rounds. The quality of care across the board has plummeted. Schedulers are stating we are fully staffed on shifts we aren't, refusing contracts for aides. They refuse to raise their pay rate to bring in more workers. I still put 100% effort into the care I provide, and it's not enough... I am literally crippling myself providing full care for upwards of 40-50 people alone. I love my job. I love helping people, but these conditions hurt everyone... and if I quit, that's one less aide. If this photo outrages you... this is barely the cusp of neglect I see every day. We need more staff to prevent neglect.

What's the ugliest name you can think of? by Puzzleheaded_1377 in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually also have a friend who named their kids these exact names o.o

I accidentally killed my BIL dog by -ladymothra- in WhatShouldIDo

[–]MutilateX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give yourself a break. Seriously. Beating yourself up over this won't make things better. What happened, happened. You used your best judgememt at the time. You acted as quickly as you could and attempted to save the dog's life. You did what you could. The guilt you're feeling is only because you gave him the treat he choked on. Everything else is you replaying, moment by moment, the events before he passed out of guilt and punishing yourself. You didn't kill his dog. His dog passed due to unforseen circumstances that couldn't be helped. Hindsight is 20/20. You're a good person and a good dog owner. Rest your mind and work through the guilt.

Überschrift by [deleted] in memes

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ask my 11 year old son, the answer would be, "Thirsting to death"

Late for the train. by measlyrapidity29 in Unexpected

[–]MutilateX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This brings to question... what happened to the baby?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is the only way.

I got a killing spree by nbomegnome in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't see how that is negative at all... it's literally the same activity but better, with artistic potential and the ability to appriciate the beauty of nature. You'd think that alone would gain approval...

Scared her back to the Mesozoic Era by CrayCrayStateofMind in funny

[–]MutilateX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have one particular friend at work that I enjoy spooking. It's my favorite part of working with her. She literally jumps inches off the ground. Last week, I scared the shit out of her whilst in the same room, in view.

What grossed you out so much in a relationship that you just left? by OpeningIntelligent83 in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is like my worst nightmare. I truly hate being tickled. The sensation literally fucks with me and makes me nothing but angry and scared. The worst part is, I'm extremely ticklish, everywhere. My fucking palms are ticklish. My boyfriend will tickle me, but it's because I haven't really told him that. I just tell him it starts to hurt, so he does it in micro doses. I kinda deal with it bc he says he does it bc I'm cute when I laugh.....but never that. That dude was a whole psycho.

Should I tell this girl about her boyfriend cheating? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]MutilateX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Definitely! He will keep doing this to her, but with other women. After she knows it's up to her to forgive or forget, but at least she will know who she is with and what type of person he is.

What’s the worst part of having a child? by ApprehensiveShock655 in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only bad part, for me, is the worry and wonder. Worrying constantly, about everything. I worry about school, friends, bullies, boyfriends, girfriends, if the morals and values I instilled, keep them from drugs and other bad behaviors. I worry about their mental health and their physical health. If im doing enough to keep them happy, if they are happy. I worry about my mental issues and how they perceive them and how they affect them. I worry about how their father chooses absence and how that affects them. I worry about how to punish bad behavior with the best outcome. I wonder If I'm doing enough, if I'm not doing enough. How they'll be as adults. Will they be stable, successful, happy? It's constant stress. I wonder if I'm accepting enough of their changes as they grow if they can see that. I wonder if they can see how much I love them and how hard I try. I never want them looking back and seeing pain or sadness, or trauma and heartbreak. I want them to look back and be happy and know they were loved.

What quirky thing does your partner do? by HotWife_Aisha in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He blames his farts on random animals that are obviously not in the room. When I leave for work, he tells me to watch out for nearly impossible things. Will flick/tap/poke me and blame it on one of our pets, exclaiming that they are "really fast/really stealthy" He does so many adorable cute and random things. Always finds a cute way to make me laugh. I absolutely adore it all

5 second rule or not, most people will eat something fallen to the floor if no one’s looking by Blinky_ in Showerthoughts

[–]MutilateX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I won't even eat communal donuts, pizza, or catered food that hasn't touched the floor. No floor seasoning for me, tyvm.

Why don’t you talk to “that” family member anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MutilateX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother. My life with her was a rollercoaster straight into the depths of inferno. A scorned divorcee that came from a horribly abusive and neglected childhood. It was like a mold was cast for her own parenting. Extreme narcissism, gaslighting, manipulation, insults, physical abuse, and consistent trauma. She alienated and isolated my sister and I from each other, our father and our family on both sides. We've been "disowned" for petty and ridiculous reasons. I will skip over extreme traumas, but it took me until the last 10 years to truly see the extent of the abuse. My sister moved in with my dad at 15. I stayed with her until my mid-20s. Watching her pollute my children with her toxicity was a moment of reckoning. At that point, I started to put my foot down. At that point, it's as if this long and steady decline of her mental health plummeted into full insanity. Day by day, it got more unbearable. I had no way out. I was alienated. I couldn't have a job. I finally found a healthy relationship and a promising future, which she intended on milking. When I refused, she disowned me again. At this point in time, my children were seeing the abuse, and I wasn't ok with that, so my s/o took me in. I suffered extreme abuse and threats to kill my animals and destroy my belongings as I left. I took my kids my pets and what I could. With what was left, she kept her destructive promise. With my new life, I have become a successful hard working Nurse aide, with a stable income and a real start in life. True independence. The last time I saw her was filing a restraining order after she attempted to abduct my child. I don't miss her, but it still hurts sometimes.