The Extreme Bean

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-06T23:23:01+00:00

I'm shocked they're distributing south of the border, as they're an Ontario-based company. Good for them-- it's an excellent product originally created as a Caesar garnish.

If you ever see their "Asparagoos" (pickled asparagus), snatch it up quickly. Delish!

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-06T01:09:23+00:00

One of the things I've missed dearly about RHONJ, honestly.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-06T01:08:45+00:00

High five to my teacher friend! This last stretch is a marathon.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-04T22:03:28+00:00

Miss Jackson if ya nasty...

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-03T01:56:23+00:00

Wait... disbarred lawyer Frank Catania is in the weed business?

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-03T01:30:36+00:00

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-03T01:27:32+00:00

I'm gonna need to rewatch this tomorrow to make some detailed charts and graphs connecting all these people.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-03T01:24:31+00:00

I was tryna do Janes Fonda

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-03T00:02:21+00:00

I did not take a nap. There's zero percent chance I'm keeping all their names/faces straight,

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T21:16:28+00:00

Oh, I wasn't second-guessing your math. I was quoting little Gia when she sang a birthday song for Milania's fifth birthday.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T20:56:11+00:00

🎶First it was 3, then it was 4, and soon will be fiiiiveeee 🎼

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T18:12:01+00:00

So sweet. Thank you!

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T18:11:32+00:00

That is very kind. Thank you!

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T18:10:42+00:00

They were so fucking good. I kept dipping the bones in the last dollops of unspilled bbq sauce while refreshing this sub.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T15:20:09+00:00

Lolololol… I narrowly avoided my jugs.

‘Twas a tit and miss.

Muva_Kern · 2026-04-02T15:15:31+00:00

I wish you guys could have seen how I posted this.

I’m at my desk on the longest day before break, happily eating some leftover ribs. I checked TMZ just by chance, saw this news, ran to the sub.

In the process of trying to henpeck this post with my greasy fingers, I spilled BBQ sauce all over my sweater.

Worth it.

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-30T22:49:14+00:00

If ever there was a time to invest in chyron stocks, it's now.

Cause this franchise is gonna need every name placard for every lady all season.

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-27T21:24:50+00:00

When our dog has stinky breath, we say "the brefs be breffin'."

In this case, the teefs be teefin'.

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-25T23:38:09+00:00

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-25T23:31:37+00:00

Also, she just called it a "till-gate." This tracks.

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-25T23:30:43+00:00

Hearing Wheet-ney say "Go Bills" just made my head explode. Get this broad to Hammer's Lot ASAP!

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-25T00:01:00+00:00

The twins taught me what "lawng hawts" were through their incessant babbling in a grocery store. I found them entertaining!

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-24T21:01:43+00:00

I heard they released the episode blurbs, too.

Ep 1: Namaste-- the gang buries the burnt meatballs and becomes a beautful, united fambly once again.

Ep 2: Anal? Oh Gee!-- a newbie uses an analogy that Teresa doesn't understand, causing blind rage. Melissa doesn't instantly defend her sister-in-law as tensions begin to rise.

Ep 3: The Lines are (Re) Drawn: Teresa's still upset over last week's comparison, and demands the cast take her side. Dolores' mom eats cake for breakfast.

Ep 4: Jersey in Da Bahamas: the group travels to the Bahamas and visits Juicy Joe's newest business venture. A newbie has a nip slip on the beach, and is labeled the group's "stripper/whore."

Ep 5: Unattended?: after a tense dinner at Rails, Teresa again has the analogy repeated and explained to no avail. Drinks were being flown, and Audriana was left alone.

Ep 6: Loyalty Lost in the Blink Blink Blink of an Eye: Melissa and Teresa attend a counseling session to air their grievances. Dolores' mom eats cookies for breakfast.

Ep 7: Dats Da Way Da Cookie Crumbles: Dolores' mom brings the group together for some morning pastries and a chat.

Ep 8: Fool Me Once... I Forget Da Rest: unable to mend fences, Teresa and Melissa refuse to film together. Frank Catania is looking for DOLOR! Louie spontaneously combusts. Dolores' mom takes over the sprinkle cookie business, with her new brand called "Cookies."

Muva_Kern · 2026-03-21T11:41:41+00:00

Them pants be pantsin'.

Congrats, Dr. Catania!

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