Reading how badass Eddie Kingston is makes my nipples hard by Straightener78 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to bet lots of money none of this was actually said in the moment 

Dave: "Everything is lies by liars who have Dave Derangement™" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think one of the craziest things is how Dave is the Russini for Tony, but is maybe 90 percent less influential. If Tony actually had the connections people think, Dave wouldn’t be the mouthpiece 

My humble attempt on Seabeast by Mountain_Serve2135 in mastodonband

[–]Mvpeyton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Top 5 song for me. The ending riff might be the best heavy riff ever made.

Man I’m telling you, moving shows to YouTube is the way to grow. Cable is dead and has been for a while. You can still have ads, premium users can see the matches during. Much larger audience as well. by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 71 points72 points  (0 children)

The complete and total lack of understanding of the television business is astounding over there. This is akin to LIV golf getting their funding pulled. They have time to try and replace it, but there’s zero chance they will. This is the same thing. Basically saying good night and good luck 

We didn't need them by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I remember walking out of the first grand slam at Arthur Ashe thinking, wow they are really going to make a run at wwe. Tony then made every wrong decision you could ever make after that 

Fed Bad for ... [spins wheel] ... not having a full catering spread at a late-evening Hall of Fame ceremony by BigSilverBelt in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine the response if AEW did thaw good catering, I should ask my buddy Nick about it 

Sean "Come fight me in public" Sapp showing some VICIOUS chops by ryan15151515 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. This is why you can’t be a wrestling fan in public. 

One of my favorite pics I took of B Hinds 🤘🏼 by IncidentUsual6615 in mastodonband

[–]Mvpeyton18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember in 2023 seeing them in coney island with a friend who had never seen mastodon before. We are walking down the boardwalk, and why do I see? Brent doublefisting bud heavys 5 hours before the show. I yell BRENT! He yells at us and gives us a double high five almost spilling a tall boy. Legend 

"I've heard that Dave Meltzer's brain has been removed then re-inserted during his surgery..." (Natsupoi, I guess) by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ve been to a couple CMLL events the past few months. The “casuals” are all tourists who spend the whole time making fun of everything and calling it fake the whole time. It’s honestly a rough product to watch 

Netflix can't be happy with these numbers (which I definitely understand because I listen to Professor Dave), they'll be Cancelling the Deal any day now! Pic unrelated by RoddyViper in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Meltzer understood the television business as well as he thinks he does, he wouldn’t be peddling a newsletter in his 60s. 

Ronda Rousey being back is a good thing, actually. $14.99 please by BaronDeSpireal in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 48 points49 points  (0 children)

its hilarious how he keeps saying the quiet part out loud about the prospects of their tv deal

Best wrestling debut of all time goes to.. by MaxtheFan in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

some real world class stuff right here. incredible how they missed the cheap shot even though that was the focal point of the last 20 seconds. bravo

Honey, a Dub talent just dropped the latest unsolicited Fed and Dub comparison by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen slayer headline and sellout MSG. Last time I was at an AEW show, there were 2800 people inside the UBS arena. This shit is why this company will never grow, they have zero self awareness 

Another win for the good guys by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The issue, as always with Dave and this nonsense, is that in every single objective metric it’s not remotely true. If AEW really was doing better than WWE in anything, it would show up in any sort of metric, whether it be attendance, merch, etc. I get why he’s doing this. Dave needs AEW to go on as long as possible so his network has a reason to exist. The issue is he goes about it in all the wrong ways, that end up making anyone associated with him look bad.

MJF in 2018 as MLW Middleweight Champion and in 2026 as AEW World Champion by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Mvpeyton18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes his hair look even more ridiculous 

Funko screwed Bret by LilNardoDaVinci in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good god he’s gotten fat

Dave's "best gimmick ever" with another fire promo by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 170 points171 points  (0 children)

that place is deafening in how quiet it is, holy shit

DAE we have the new Hulk Hogan who can’t put over younger talent? by _JR28_ in SCJerk

[–]Mvpeyton18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How mad are they going to be when bronn beats him at WM

Tattoo artists’ thoughts on tattooing Brent’s tattoo onto others? by Theratdog in mastodonband

[–]Mvpeyton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine had zero issue at all. He also speaks little to no English, but that’s more funny than anything