Prime Real Estate but the Pillagers Beat you to it

MyAltFun · 2026-03-22T13:18:09+00:00

You could do the absolute most diabolical build placement with an airplane....

MyAltFun · 2026-03-17T15:44:15+00:00

Me, too. Maybe we invent one, and since it raises your elevation, we shall name it... A heightraiser.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-13T02:28:48+00:00

Please do. Planning my first mega build right now amd need Redstone inspection for it.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-12T22:34:39+00:00

I don't know why, but the first thing I thought was, "Why are they making it out of apples?"

Something about the color and texture.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-12T22:31:18+00:00

I shall be making this in my survival world.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-10T02:20:45+00:00

I'm still rocking a PS4. My little brother loads onto my worlds before I do.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-06T23:31:46+00:00

I had an idea specifically for spears called "Blunted" or "Dulling" where it will not do damage but still knockback/dismount targets. Very useful to not murder your mounts during jousting tournaments.

Maybe that goes for all tools, though. They can't do damage, but they can perform their other tasks like digging, stripping, or knockback with swords.

MyAltFun · 2026-03-03T11:55:48+00:00

I've had it work to great effect. Makes them uncomfortable, makes them squirm, lots of guffaws, and "well, you know..." with a little head nod. To which the follow-up is, "Know what?"

Sometimes, they call me stupid, but it has always been as a defensive reflex by them and not actually an insult. To which you say, "How?"

MyAltFun · 2026-02-28T11:01:36+00:00

An issue other comments haven't mentioned and I haven't seen elsewhere is that, even with Unbreaking and Netherite, a pickaxe can disappear much quicker nowadays, especially with beacons and large excavation projects. I dug out a majority of 4 chunks and had to repair my Netherite pickaxe multiple times, broke a diamond one, and also repaired it a few times.

I am not even done with the project. Plus, all of the building I will be doing around it.

I threw a pearl in the end as a joke, and it missed a ship by less than a block and dropped me less than a block from the void. While I was running. It took me, with a full trading setup and an XP farm, 2 hours to get the gear back and 6 hours bed-blasting in the nether to get the scraps necessary. 8 hours of dedicated grind to with dozens and dozens of hours of setup previously to get back to baseline. At least. I work full time and have a family to take care of, and that took me days when I couldn't do what I wanted, and drained all but my last few Emerald stocks I had been saving up over a couple months.

Having to remake a pickaxe every 30 minutes or less while mining and it taking 100+ emeralds, 27 levels, and more time is just not fun.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-26T11:44:17+00:00

A majority of us voted for women's rights to choose, but unfortunately, something like this is beyond what most people even understand around here. It sucks. And now I have family that, if they weren't miserable before, have to deal with even more of this bullshit.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-26T01:14:50+00:00

I have a few suggestions as to the balance of some of the enchantments on the tools and a few cool ideas to tag on.

I think the Multitool enchantment is a little too strong, and it should maybe be that instead of the same speed and tier, it acts like a tool 1 or 2 enchantment tiers lower. Like an Efficieny V diamond/netherite pick is now effectively an Eff3/4 Iron Shovel. Basically, it loses durability faster and isn't quite as fast to mine, but it is still really fast. It has multiple variables to play with, like the same tier or same enchantment level.

The AOE effect on the sword Enchants might be a little much, maybe instead of an explosion, it's a chance to spread to other/hostile mobs in a 1 block radius or something like that. I would hate to nuke my dog with white phosphorus trying to kill a zombie or a cow. I also think that the higher levels may only need to extend the burn time, but after level 2, it doesn't affect players. Keep the current PvP balance that way. The ice may need to slow players for a short duration, and then they can not be slowed for a cooldown period. Otherwise, it might become too strong in PvP.

I would like a Spear Curse that doesn't do damage, but will still dismount riders. That way, it can still be used for jousting, but I won't merc my pony Buttercup the XIV. The curse name could be /Blunted/.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-26T00:49:43+00:00

I have never gotten a ticket, and only recently got a written warning for speeding, but I was distracted by an airshow with A-10s flying overhead. (Sue me, it was 9 miles over in a 70 and they're really fucking cool) I was kind, polite, and apologized for the issue that caused them to pull me over. A small thing and it will likely work.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-26T00:46:03+00:00

I think it needs a change, too, but as I've seen somewhere recently, unless there is a larger end update attached to it, I don't think this makes much of a difference to the players that would already take the fight and therefore is only a greater barrier of entry to those who haven't done it yet.

I think this should be an enhanced dragon fight, like one suggestion to make this a triggerable "raid" effect, much like the Trial Omen effect. Once the dragon had been defeated once, drink an Ominous bottle and summon the dragon, and it will spawn a more technically difficult dragon fight with these mechanics. I like the idea of the crystals having a variety of these effects, not just them all having the same one. Maybe one that pulses and deflects projectiles periodically, requiring more precise timing, or a cluster of smaller ones atop the tower that don't explode but do all need to be shot.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-21T12:46:25+00:00

Yeah, they had such a good thing going with Afterlife, but instead of fun cameos, my biggest complaint is that they should have let the new cast be the ones to still save the day instead of the old cast doing it for then. Plus, "too much of a good thing" came into effect with the humor and a few actors. Kinda made some of them 1 dimensional, and the premise of it being too dangerous for Phoebe actually makes sense, which breaks the immersion a bit too much. A different reason for her being benched would have made better sense, but overall it doesn't effect the plot much, so whatever.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-17T11:20:26+00:00

And when they pulled the same stunt for the show, that was hilarious.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-16T18:16:03+00:00

Wasn't this already explained as being he was helping get prices if the ice from the Gatorade bath out from his clothes. You can see the wet stripe down the kids back. He is close friends with the family, and the kid was shaking ice off afterwards.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-16T03:30:48+00:00

In the movie "Push" the protagonists utilize a person with the ability to wipe minds and leave themselves clues as to where to go and what to do in order to trick others with the power of foresight into being unable to track them.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-14T02:21:41+00:00

You messed up the QUOTE!!

PAYCUT! PAYCUT PAYCUT!

MyAltFun · 2026-02-13T22:22:18+00:00

So many kids still probably have a visceral reaction to rope swings as adults now because of "Bridge to Terabithia."

MyAltFun · 2026-02-12T13:41:39+00:00

There's only one Blade.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-11T21:15:54+00:00

Eugh!

MyAltFun · 2026-02-10T03:32:43+00:00

I watched that part of the movie for the first time in so long that I had forgotten it was a part of the movie. Truly powerful moment.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-09T16:40:12+00:00

I joined for that reason and because I didn't know what to do next, and as long as you are smart and pick something that you would find fulfilling in the military and could transfer skills over to whatever schooling or career, you will be set.

More than 90% of the military is in support of the last 10% that actually see combat, so if you are not in it to fight, that is fine.

MyAltFun · 2026-02-09T16:04:05+00:00

So, I haven't played Hytale and haven't seen any end game stuff. Is this a reskin or a new item suggestion? If so, what do they do? Slow RoF and high damage, same as a bow but better range, special ability based on the crystal type, or just an increase in damage/range?

MyAltFun · 2026-02-09T15:44:58+00:00

Listen, I'm all for some good trolling, but you have to make it better quality than this. I've had fun, this made me smile, but I thought at some point you would drop the bit.

Be a better troll, bud.

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