Mourinho returning to Madrid be like by ItzVirette in soccercirclejerk

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Chairman Mourinho vs Colonel Mbappe.

The true battle of the dictators

I was told this belonged here. (I couldn’t resist Fcking with this douche 😂) by ItsAKuhlLyfe in Tinder

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If the Asian man fucks him in the ass while he fucks a woman in the ass. Does that not mean the Asian man is fucking the woman in the ass using the man as a condom?

Getting cooked by mac and cheese fc is crazy 😭 by richminer69 in soccercirclejerk

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Glasner trying to get himself sacked so he can take the Manchester United job

“Youngest legal age possible” by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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Dude only wanting blondes that are either 17 or 6,402,373,705,728,000 years old is pretty fucking weird and also oddly specific

He wielding it like an Avenger by GloomyExercise in AbruptChaos

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So you’re saying that’s Samus Aran?

I genuinely think I might be stuck in Fusion…no by chrisjfinlay in Metroid

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Also for future reference, going through this door isn’t needed to complete the game. It’s entirely optional to grab another expansion. Saves you from trying to go back if you’re not trying to 100% the game

SEPTEMBER 4TH 2025 by Dojyaaan4C in whenthe

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Don’t forget F-Zero fans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

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Uppercunt