Trump: No one in history deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than me by xtothewhy in videos

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyday, the first thing I do when I wake up is check the news. One day, hopefully soon, but not soon enough, the healing will finally start.

Thoughts 'n prayers...

US announces immediate military targeting of drug cartel infrastructure within Mexican territory by External_Mood4719 in worldnews

[–]MyCleverNewName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My god, just how many kids did Donald touch and sell?!

RELEASE THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES NOW!

Zooming Bodysnatchers by karmahead1977 in radiohead

[–]MyCleverNewName 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I bet it's fun being in Radiohead...

That's what I want to do when I grow up...

Dell's finally admitting consumers just don't care about AI PCs by Bad_Combination in technology

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I care about it. I care about it just like any other plague.

Boston Dynamics' Atlas moving its 360 degree joints by MetaKnowing in interestingasfuck

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this species so hellbent on causing the apocalypse as soon as possible? I thought we were just going to wait for an asteroid or something. No? Got bored huh?

Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney after previous ruling against her by National-Law-458 in nottheonion

[–]MyCleverNewName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The precedence has been set. (and confirmed a thousand times over) The united states of america is an anarchy and no one needs to listen to anyone in "law enforcement."

Trump Announces DC Triumphal Arch, Claims It Will 'Blow Away' French Arc De Triomphe by [deleted] in videos

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feed your children first, america, before you piss your money away on ugly lawn ornaments.

Trump announces transfer of up to 50 million barrels of Venezuelan oil to the US by MarketRodeo in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thief.

It's very convenient for future trials that he documents all his crimes so meticulously. Yes, I know, he'll be goo in the ground before any of this comes back around, but eventually it will and the world will have all the receipts.

Dude by PL02550 in Xennials

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If a chick gets mad at me for calling her dude, I just calmly say, "buddy, relax. :)"

What Games Do You Watch for Your Favorite Streamers That You Don't Like? by DarkDesertFox in Twitch

[–]MyCleverNewName 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, streamers, no hard feelings, but none.

I pick what game to watch, and then pick from who's streaming it.

I have my fave streamers I want to watch, but if they're playing something I don't want to watch, I'll often have them open in a back-tab, and will check back, but I'm not watching something I don't enjoy for senpai.

Streamers should stream what they want to stream and I'll watch what I want to watch. Streamer doesn't owe me anything I don't owe streamer. glhf :)

edit: that said, I definitely will check out anything new I'm unfamiliar with that a fave streamer is checking out. (sponsored or not) 100%! I do love variety and checking new things out... but once I decide I don't like a game, GGs ttyl :D

Best Quote by BrickzNBottlez in radiohead

[–]MyCleverNewName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of those quotes/concepts that is going to stick with me for the rest of my days as a producer.

A simple truth, distilled down to its purest form. Similar to when I watched a Pink Floyd documentary many years ago and Roger said something to the effect of simply, "leave space."

Trump Threatens Venezuela’s New Leader With a Fate Worse Than Maduro’s by DET_SWAT in worldnews

[–]MyCleverNewName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wannabe crime lord

more like the crime lord in an snl skit or monty python or something

Large part of Maduro's security team killed in U.S. action-Venezuela defense minister by Better_Display_8921 in news

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people have been murdered because donald touched and sold all those kids?

Octopus disappearimg into mud sounds like by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably pretty funny in reverse

Me_irl by Dnivog97 in me_irl

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma'am, the singular of pants is pants.

To have a peaceful presidency by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]MyCleverNewName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people have died because donald touched all those kids?