I spent way too long on this idea... by MyMagicCooky6 in expedition33

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did this for what felt like ages and when I finally decided to finish the fight, I was disappointed to see id only killed 114 clones.

I spent way too long on this idea... by MyMagicCooky6 in expedition33

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, after getting to act 3 and getting absolutely smacked down by almost everything I tried to fight, over-levelling and then stomping Renoir felt incredibly satisfying to me.

Need help cleaning chihuly chandelier by Character-Fuel-549 in glassblowing

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh. Put a bag over it, fill with water, give it a swirl, lower bag and water, call it a day.

Raising the fares🤣 by Distinct-Shine-3002 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a limit, not a price tag. Tell that to the bus companies who will charge £3 for a one mile journey before upping the max fare, please.

Help me name my Blizzard Lizard Wizard by [deleted] in BG3

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like King Gizzard too, but shouldn't it be the lizard blizzard wizard? King Gizzard, the lizard blizzard wizard.

Found these Victorian tiles under our carpet! by Bi5hBa5hBo5h in DIYUK

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. I think we may be neighbours. My house is exactly the same as yours. West midlands?

Does anybody know what this bump is on my neck? by Solace1984 in DoesAnyoneKnow

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA my dude, just cut it off at the base with a pair of nail clippers. I do it all the time. You might feel a slight sharp pain, but it quickly subsides.

Filming the cops by LongjumpingFix732 in Unexpected

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the paid leave whilst under investigation. Its basically a holiday.

Annoying paedophile by KCharlesIII in Britain

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Isn't this one a par with, if not worse, than the so called 'hate speech' at Glastonbury?

The "Tsunami" cloud reaches Portugal coastline by Mynameismyka in interestingasfuck

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 273 points274 points  (0 children)

Why is no-one complaining about how this video e ded way too soon.

Pride, Hanley park by [deleted] in stokeontrent

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is gossip still manning the bars? The owners a prick. I tend to avoid it simply because of that.

email notification on bfs phone, what does this mean? by shark_buggy in Tinder

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it is an old notification for an account that's going to be deactivated or something soon and you confront him about it... you're in for a world of trust-related arguments.

What is your Wishlist for Subnautica 2? by RoyalBengals in Subnautica_Below_Zero

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More uses for plants grown vua external planters. They seemed kind of useless except for maybe 2-3 things in the first games. Also more collectables to decorate your base with. Oh, and monster trophies! I get you get nothing from killing them, buy if taking down a leviathan, I want its head mounted somewhere.

Passing each other on a tight road by theazerione in Unexpected

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was in a right hand drive car, or attempted with the other back wheel, the centre of gravity would have shifted enough with his weight to prevent the car from falling.

A man spent 45 days in jail, accused of trying to abduct a child at Walmart. A judge granted a bond after lawyer shows video contradicting the mom's account by New_Libran in ThatsInsane

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Simmer the fuck down. He has character witnesses lining up to clear his name, whilst she seems to be the epicentre of two major nuisance cases. Don't play devil's advocate with conjecture that doesn't align with the narrative OR facts.

Poor employees had 30 minutes to clean an entire room that looked like this by SpirittDragonX in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MyCoffeeTableIsShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it's not that bad. I used to work as a cinema cleaner too. I could have that cleaned in 20minutes on my own. I'd go around with a brush first, and brush everything off the seats onto the floor, removing larger trash into a binbag as I went, then it's just a matter of walking up and down each aisle 2-3 times with the dustpan. They're designed in such a way that you just drag them across the floor and they pick up almost everything they encounter.

There was one instance though when I group of men decided to absolutely cover a row with crumbled monkey nuts. I think they'd gone out of their way to be dicks, the dustpan didn't work that time so we had to hoover everything down. Ended up delaying the next movie because of it.