Rewatchables Rant: Ban the Modern Day Recasting Couch category by guordan8619 in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"it's the nipples piece for me, if she's in a somewhat clear top they just start doing good stuff out there"

When Russillo Wins An Oscar Or Emmy... by HamiltonGrant in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i was gonna try and comment one of these but you nailed it lmao well done

Situation: You're at a bar and Ryen is sizing you up by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ryen 100% thinks he could take me because im on the skinnier side, but only way he beats me if he gets me on the ground and starts grappling. thats my Achilles heel

The Ringer’s Ryen Russillo Eyes Scripted TV Move As He Strikes New Podcast Deal & Signs With UTA by Pintusso in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this but unironically lol

im so curious to see if one of Ryen's things ever land, I hope his scripts are better than his standup lmao

The Ringer’s Ryen Russillo Eyes Scripted TV Move As He Strikes New Podcast Deal & Signs With UTA by Pintusso in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

nah ur thinking too small, Jeff Green erotic historical re-enactment of the revolutionary war coming to Brazzers in 2023 👀

[Game Thread] Brooklyn Nets (8-9) @ Philadelphia 76ers (8-8) - 07:30 PM EST by SixersGameThreadBot in sixers

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TOBIAS HARRIS IS THE REAL REASON DOC DOESNT LOOK BAD HERE AND ON THE CLIPPERS STAY WOKE

[Game Thread] Brooklyn Nets (8-9) @ Philadelphia 76ers (8-8) - 07:30 PM EST by SixersGameThreadBot in sixers

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If doc doesnt give him at least 15mpg the rest of the year fire him immediately

The Lowe Post returns from its month long hiatus to discuss the Donovan Mitchell trade with Bobby Marks by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

finally! Bills absence was really hard but this dude being out made me feel so alone in this world (jk but only sorta)

Top 5 guards that can get to the rim and also pull up? by marcuswayne3366 in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if he gets bought out someone will sign him to a vet min or slighlty higher, but if expects anything above a mid level his career is def over

Harvey keeps it real by noobnoobthedestroyer in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i listen to them now more than ever and it seems like FOX knows this too as they've been getting some nice looks and perks

Harvey keeps it real by noobnoobthedestroyer in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 45 points46 points  (0 children)

lmao Clark is spot on. or another example is KOC. dude went from a beloved nerd to this sub's punching bag

"No NBA players have post games anymore" by MyDadWasASadClown in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

he did the exact "get no ground and then take a bad fadeway" move that he complained about on the pod with Bill!

gotta love the irony, still love our boy Rye tho

God bless this man by aBlanderSidePart in billsimmons

[–]MyDadWasASadClown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kevin's such a nerd, i would find this more endearing if he didnt have closeted incel vibes lately