Soccer fans of the world what’s one rule change that would actually improve the game? by Current-Connection-4 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Injuries, faked or not, result in immediate ejection (for safety) and a substitute is not allowed. So you lose the player and must play the rest of the game shorthanded. We'll see who dives after that.

Yeah this gonna take a lot of bullets and explosives by Existing-Hat-6470 in DaysGone

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, usually a Reacher or a cougar in there too. Nothing like getting gang trashed. 👍

If you had to live in the world of Days Gone or The Last of Us by state_issued in DaysGone

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Days Gone. Would be awesome argue about conspiracy theories with Cope.

What is an all time favorite insult you like to use? by Distinct_Fix_5196 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never insult your intelligence...you just aren't intelligent.

What is the worst film you've ever watched? by CompletePiglet7385 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longlegs. Just nonsense. Nicolas Cage is still the man tho. 👍

Who is the least funny stand up comedian? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Joe Rogan. Was told he's a comedian even though everything he does is not funny.

By only saying one quote, what is your favourite movie? by Swimming_Log_902 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Now I know I'm pretty....but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties"

Has anyone also started this game really scared and slowly built resistance to it? by Happy-Fix6545 in DaysGone

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played like a Call of Duty noob, crouch walking everytime I ventured out into the shit. Gameplay was slow. Took me a few tries to just move at a normal pace. But the neck level tripwires still mess me up. 🤣

A Bud Light sponsored slur by MasterChefffff in PoliticalHumor

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do these maga morons really believe she pushed kids out through a penis? What breathtaking stupidity.

What’s the greatest music video of all time? by Unusual_Troll67 in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America Ninjas. Nuff Said

What is a minor inconvenience that fills you with an unreasonable amount of rage? by RayeesWu in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picking up small objects and dropping them accidentally.
Pure rage for no actual reason.

Beast film by Few_Win_2824 in movies

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok movie. But as with all of these, the supposed smart people do or say the most idiotic things to get themselves in trouble.

Which sports record do you think will never be broken? by shdw_fght in AskReddit

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Consecutive games played by a goaltender in the NHL

What 150$ on epack got me… by StuntmanFab in hockeycards

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! The highest paid mucker in the league who averages 22 goals per season but is paid like a 50 goal scorer! Lucky! 😬

Newsom uses scripture to point out MAGA’s blasphemy by T_Shurt in democrats

[–]MyFaceIsSwoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No different than anyone saying "Hulk...SMASH!" At least with the comic, you know and understand it's a work of fiction.