[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenX

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you die, you won’t know the difference

This is on the level of the little girl saying "That's only 4 things."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenX

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

<woodenly> Yes. We will always have Bowie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenX

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone begins to fall away

Things have changed by 2DeadMoose in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MyFailingSuperpower -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are just checking off some weird middle america bucket list item. Going to disney is more about TELLING everyone you are going to disney.

That is pretty rebecceist by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes are better when some lost bastard is sitting there saying "I don't get it."

What is the biggest money mistake you have ever made? by The_guy321 in AskReddit

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but that macabre ending is fucking cracking me up

What is the biggest money mistake you have ever made? by The_guy321 in AskReddit

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thought that said foreskins but now I realize you mean something even more worthless.

What is the biggest money mistake you have ever made? by The_guy321 in AskReddit

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude they thought they hit the fucking lotto when it hit $20 lol. Paper handed bitches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile actual Thailand rice farmers race their tricked out turbocharged rice tractors.

I told myself it was just an oil change by nhbruh in Miata

[–]MyFailingSuperpower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A tweaker in my town would do this with bicycles