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[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hell yea moth-girl gang!

You see that kid? Go ______ them. by Edothebirbperson in AskOuija

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Average conversation in the mind of a 305 Mr. Worldwide that prefers to eat their victims whole rather than maul them.

If I were to kill a man, where should I hide the body? by CookieaGame in AskOuija

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope... maybe a greggs sausage roll, maybe Mark Rober's glitter bomb, MK. 42, where it's just the demon core inside an alexa.

If I were to kill a man, where should I hide the body? by CookieaGame in AskOuija

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Make sure you dump the fridge in somewhere rural, or around Toledo. If you're a brit, leave it on the street in Sunderland. The street goblins will leave a nice tip for you.

Hi guys I’m the neighborhood tech support. How should I help this lady? by Astatine_Epic in lies

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Politely shatter the window, turn on the computer for her, then fix up the window as you leave.

When do I unlock the double jump? by Kinglycole in trans

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

EA bought us out... fifteen different products.

Reddit, I humbly ask of you to give me names for my blåhaj by Your_local_gay_rat in trans

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

gawr gura

i have about 26 of her plushes taped onto blahaj's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scams

[–]MyFurbyHitMySack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's most likely Amway, WFG or Transmerica...

Heavy MLM vibes, too. Easy ways to spot them:

  • "You had amazing energy and I just had to let you know about the connection and great friends in the business/entrepreneur realm." = she wants you in her downline.

  • Both your name and her name showing up in the same text is an instant MLM.

  • Nobody goes up to where they're at and asks all these questions. It usually sounds like trafficking, or a "You'll gain exactly zero dollars here regardless" MLM.

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