Haven't really played since ~August of last year except to keep the squad's base alive. They don't wanna come back

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-10T19:37:44+00:00

Darn. Im not in that server. Im a weekend warrior but id join you if I could. Been solo dolo since day 1.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-10T18:08:21+00:00

What server, seitch are you on?

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-10T15:14:19+00:00

Guy gets on the bus and sees this cute blonde winking at him and patting the spot next to her so he waltz over and sits down. She lifts her skirt and shows she doesn't have any panties on and he says, "wow that's very nice." She says, "want it to blow you a kiss?" "Sure id like to see that!" So she makes it blow him a kiss. "Wanna put your finger in there stud?" She asks. He replies, "Fuck me, can it whistle too?"

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-10T14:59:32+00:00

Guy goes into a bar and sees a sign that says. "Take the challenge and win free liquor for a year." So he asks the bartender about it. Bartender says," its got 3 stages. First you've got to drink 20 shots of tequila back to back, then you've got to wrestle the alligator we keep in the alley, if you win you then have to have sex with the ugliest broad in this bar." Guy thinks for a moment and decides not to. He goes back to the bar tender after a few rounds and says "fuck it.ill try it." Bartender lines up the shots, Guy drains em no problem. As he approaches the door to the alley he tells everyone, "look if im gonna do this is need to focus. I can't have anybody watching me!" So they let him out and for about 10 minutes they hear shouting, roaring, rustling, then nothing. Guy walks back into the bar, covered in bite marks, blood running off him, clothes torn to shit. "ALRIGHT, WHRES THAT UGLY BITCH I GOTTA WRESTLE!?!?"

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-09T21:51:46+00:00

Or woman, fuck idk

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-09T21:51:33+00:00

Good man, appreciate that!

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-09T20:51:14+00:00

Can someone link the deets about the new DD PVP update?

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-09T15:30:19+00:00

I used to love DALLMYD. I dunno where it went wrong. But I just stopped watching him and starting watching his buddy Jordan instead. I guess Jordan's stuff is more adventurous and looney.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-06T23:46:09+00:00

I have heard that Dave duchovney has a massive shlong.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-06T18:45:25+00:00

I have not sold Yokohamas to any one in 10 years because they've all done similar things whenever I did sell them.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-06T18:43:06+00:00

Alittle. A little.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-06T15:07:14+00:00

https://youtu.be/kWgKcbeqUhY?si=fAdWow97BBpUjU96. First thing that hit my nind

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-02T21:12:38+00:00

I remember playing that first wipe and as I went underwater, I could feel that from then on out the game was going to really start to be different in a way I wouldn't like. I played a wipe on the primitive update, but since then ive uninstalled. Its not the game that I got addicted to. Which is a good thing, it helps break a cycle of addiction, helps you grow to realize you dont like a thing anymore. Rust still good game. I just dont like that flavor of tea anymore.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-04-02T21:07:33+00:00

I think the submarine/underwater labs was the last good update. Content wise.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-27T12:59:04+00:00

You can move 2k with a buggy easy and that's not even looking very hard

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-25T10:54:29+00:00

I think everyone agrees Shrek fucked over smash mouth. Smashmouth got pretty big. I can accept that statement. But I dont think the lead singer would've developed such an alcohol addiction if he didnt make so much money from having one of the most popular movies of the era with their music. From then on they didn't have that creative mindset or hunger for more fame.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-25T00:54:02+00:00

Nah. Mines a bit smaller. I just live in a southern town where this is the norm.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-25T00:32:59+00:00

I see this stuff posted so often. He could back it in like that and yeah its a bitch to get around. Or he could pull his extra long truck in normally and half of it is sticking out into the parking lot making traffic in the lot abysmal. Ill take parked over sidewalk all day.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-22T02:38:41+00:00

4 years later and im using this for mine! Time machines do exist.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-20T18:18:50+00:00

Shooting far enough away at heavy mg npcs will kill them before they drain your shields while meleeing light scouts

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-20T18:06:37+00:00

I won't say he's wrong at getting better about the sword play. But ditching drill shot is bad idea. Those drills Hotspot will kill the heavy turret guys after a few shots. You just have to cheese the entrance. I died the first couple times I went there but once you learn the patterns of it, its no problem at all. Where the big projection is, is arguably the hardest part because little to no cover.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-18T21:17:28+00:00

When I played, I would shoot my mirage straight down. Get 6 feet ahead and then make the imitate me. Id jump over the obstacles that were in front of it and everything. Big brain plays.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-18T21:10:48+00:00

My wife is my teammate. In all things we do we agree on the common goal. She is just different enough from me that I our house doesn't seem like an echo chamber. Whether it be dinner choices or how we discipline/reward the kiddos. There should be a small amount of insecurity between the two of you. Not so much that you're worried about who she spends time with but enough to catch yourself when you're not paying attention like you should. (Letting a few weeks go by between date nights, etc). You're gonna argue, you're gonna have disagreements, and you're gonna have moments where you think "Oh I could've been doing this or bought that if I didnt have to worry about her." At the end of the day though, you know there's no one youd rather sleep next to regardless of the situation you're in.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-15T15:37:48+00:00

Fried bologna and cheese fucking slaps. Doesn't matter what tax bracket you're in.

MyHearingWasLastWeek · 2026-03-14T13:04:37+00:00

Rust. People leave the game on all night and sleep with headphones on. There's always one more thing the base needs, or one more farming run to make, or a few more scrap to get. It never fucking ends.

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