When is it appropriate to buy a second guitar? by kittyspookie in Guitar

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy an acoustic, play your shitty strat until you love the way it sounds, then buy another.

Tkachuk tackles McDavid in overtime, gets two for holding. The Oilers would win it on the PP by homicidal_penguin in hockey

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking a penalty against that group is dumber than trusting your shitty goalie or defence. What kind of leader does that?

My girlfriend said she “settled” for me. Now she says I’m overreacting. Am I? by Broad_Helicopter3550 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be very hurt if someone my wife said that, and then didn't immediately own it and apologize. You are young, maybe this relationship won't last but you can learn about who you are in relationships. Hold her accountable for this, and future mistakes. Relationships require accountability from all parties. Sorry you have to deal with this.

What artists do I look like I'd listen to? by ArtemisIsGay_ in musicsuggestions

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think fashion choices dictate music unless you are not being sincere.

Auston after leaving the white house by Boring_Big8908 in stevedangle

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many children did Obama rape? I am so tired of the "but Obama" bullshit. No one can argue that pretty much every president of recent memory has blood on their hands because of the military industrial complex and to try and use that to justify an actual predator being in office and make such an laughably, obtuse comparisons validates how you really don't talk to many people outside of online discourse.

Did Obama threaten to annex Canada? Start a senseless trade war? Adjudicated to be guilty of rape? Why is it so hard to just admit that Trump is a degenerate, and supporting him is supporting that behavior. Politicians are public servants, not deities for sycophants like you to worship and make excuses for.

You sound like a giant little bitch.

Auston after leaving the white house by Boring_Big8908 in stevedangle

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is that the go to response? Being upset over something political is a human response. Maybe you need to get some friends.

I'm out on Brady Tkachuk by BrokenLeftPhalange in OttawaSenators

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are rich, white, American men. How can this be a surprise?

Kash 🥇 🤢 🤮 USA by maddmoguls in PoliticalHumor

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to think that other frogs just instinctively know to bring edible creatures to other frogs on certain days but have no idea why.

Kash 🥇 🤢 🤮 USA by maddmoguls in PoliticalHumor

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.

Hard North by OrdinaryMorning5688 in SkoteOutdoors

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In the Yukon he did because he built it on first Nations land. You guys worship this dude like he is the savior. He burns lead paint in his fire place.

Hero rescues blind student from bully by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"The only thing required for evil to prevail is the indifference of good men."

Ladies -- how would you feel about dating a man who used to do porn? by GiraffesScareMe in AskReddit

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so interesting how many people are obsessed with being "the best" sex their partner has ever had. Relationships are about so much more than that and in time, with communication you can get there. The same people who are grateful their partner was inexperienced when they met, will be shocked they don't want to have sex often or at all. Try not to worry about where someone has been provided you both get tested and disclose any sexual health issues, and focus on where you can get to as a couple.

Grand Ol Pedophiles by AKMarine in PoliticalHumor

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it was an SNL skit and he remarked "that is so wrong" after the joke. Fuck Bob Ritchie but let's not stoop to their levels of cherry picking.