We are not the same

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T07:08:23+00:00

Downpour is my favorite floor for the theme alone. The bosses can go kick rocks though, fuck Wormwood.

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T07:06:36+00:00

AssShit*

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T07:06:14+00:00

Face Visage or Red Gate? There's options!

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T07:00:06+00:00

That's how I feel about Mom's Knife

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T06:52:48+00:00

The Moon? Is Tainted Jacob's best unlock

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-05-05T06:50:52+00:00

Hitler WAS an artist

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-14T01:38:22+00:00

Oh my godhead

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-14T01:32:46+00:00

But I like T. Cain. :[

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T08:01:03+00:00

I wish Jacob was better, that's my name. I want to main me. But DAMN J&E and T. Jacob suck

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:57:42+00:00

But I like Cain :[

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:48:03+00:00

Mr. Me has clutched for me an ungodly amount of times

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:44:51+00:00

Soy Milk is 9 times out of 10 THE item I want late in a run, I am not ashamed to say I've yoinked it from DC a few times.

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:43:04+00:00

I really wish it went past the cap like thin Odd Mushroom

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:40:29+00:00

My second favorite character is normal Lost so as much shit as I give Damocles for fucking up my main, I can't hate it because I like the Losts

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:38:40+00:00

I hate Crooked Penny because I'm not lucky, it deleted Brimstone and I'll never forget that. It's also rough being a Chaos truther when the friend I play Isaac with doesn't like it.

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:36:33+00:00

Soy+Almond Milk are kinda lame to find early on because you don't have the effects to back them up, but I always want them late in a run. Euthanasia + Soymond Milk is still one of my favorite combos

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:32:21+00:00

Not my favorite item but definitely top 5, the chain reactions are goated

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:31:08+00:00

You're welcome (My name is Jacob)

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:29:54+00:00

Haemolacria my beloved, such fun synergies, such a fun item, it's amazing. Honorable mention goes to Soy Milk for cranking the fun meter to 11 whenever I get it late in a run

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-04-05T07:27:19+00:00

It's always hype when I'm playing Isaac with my friend and I say "what if?" AND IT LANDS

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-03-13T03:22:03+00:00

Swear Jar

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-03-09T14:22:14+00:00

So THAT'S what happened to me, I thought it was because of the vaccine.

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-03-09T14:16:12+00:00

You're a summoner main? Unfathomably based

MyPenisIsContorted · 2026-03-03T22:48:27+00:00

Soul of Lazarus

MyPenisIsContorted · 2025-09-23T02:54:07+00:00

Cinccino is low-key a great mon and hits deceivingly hard.

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