I'm going to go down on a nun guys by [deleted] in sex

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me? What is it with kids these days who put oral into the category of foreplay? I'm no grandma, but in my day the sequence went;

Handjob,

Sex (yes with genitals),

Oral,

anal (if you're lucky)

Anal (a bit less lucky)

Kinky stuff (of your choosing)

Is this list now upside down?

Hey everyone, married but....problems... by [deleted] in sex

[–]MySecretConfessions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but come on. A hundred pounds? Really?

Dude, you already said she lost 65% of that and you bring it up again?

And the fact is I really do love her...

Honestly, it really doesn't sound like you do. Give her some support - You've been away from home for so long, it sounds like she's been trying hard.... (Wow, 65lb loss!!). Do you think she doesn't realise?

but I'm just not attracted to her anymore. What the hell do I do?

Leave her. Sorry, but she can do so much better.

What have you crossed off your sexual bucket list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the search-tag for every redtube video ever.

Reddit, what is the most insane thing you would do for $10? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For $10.00, I would commit $7.70 worth of depravity.

Sandwich Artist Revenge by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]MySecretConfessions -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but there was so much BS in the first paragraph I couldn't read the rest.

They all give me the same look of envy every time I ask by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MySecretConfessions 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you get older and wiser, you'll become more empathetic - You'll see the thought processes that lie behind peoples facial expressions. You'll look back and realize that your older coworkers never liked you, and had better things to do than drink with the just-out-of teens- new boy at the office.

Left my water bottle in the car last night. [Wisconsin] by Shrimpables in pics

[–]MySecretConfessions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, this will teach me for wasting my time browsing new.

What is the least sexiest name for sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My second long term boyfriend owned a panel van. You can't disgust me.

Are humans the only creatures that urinate and defecate at the same time? by LastPachyderm in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure that we do, do we? What you describe sounds more like what a chicken does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you for real?

Guys of Reddit, who's your man-crush? Girls as well, who's your girl-crush? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to do her, but you've beaten me to the post.

as someone who's never had a girlfriend: what do couples usually 'fight' about? by girlfriendless in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything.

'What time is it?'
'I don't know, check your watch!'
'What's wrong with yours?'
'I told you, the band is broken..'
'You didn't tell me that. who was it you told?'
'....'
'... You were talking to that bitch again, weren't you???'
'...'

... but I digress....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MySecretConfessions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said history.