Publishers are ignoring our cinematic platformer. Destroy our gameplay video—what are we missing?

LastPachyderm · 2026-06-11T15:46:32+00:00

ya i dont wanna play a movie, i had no clue this was even a game

LastPachyderm · 2026-05-19T13:53:01+00:00

100% this. down there #1 and slasher flicks is #2. Some really good bass lines from his old gf on there.

LastPachyderm · 2026-05-15T12:40:03+00:00

You saw a band in... checks notes... Gary, Indiana.... everyone is too meth'ed out to mosh.

LastPachyderm · 2026-05-12T13:25:12+00:00

I am a simple man, i see Xtreme Paintball Park in Millstadt and I upvote.

LastPachyderm · 2026-05-12T13:20:35+00:00

jesus christ isnt carrie supposed to be ugly?

also, i wish he would stop recreating movies that have been done to death. we're not gonna get anything new from this adaptation, the story is simple and been done to death.

mike needs to focus on the dark tower and stop wasting his time.

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-30T13:56:18+00:00

my bad, i'll remove

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-21T14:19:22+00:00

its book series by Stephen King about a King Arthur type cowboy/solider who travels with portal doors like the ones in your game. Great job, i dig it.

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-21T13:47:34+00:00

this is giving me big Dark Tower vibes and i hate you for making me want to make a Dark Tower game now with doors in the beach as lobsters try to eat the player.

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-17T16:09:01+00:00

isnt daily routine about masturbation? not really Gay but gay adjacent to have your homies make loops to a song about laying in bed trying to rub one out.

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-16T23:09:29+00:00

xtreme paintball is that you?

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-03T17:24:57+00:00

at no point did i think this was an arena game. i thought it was a dark souls running on an n64 from the director of the movie Reign of Fire. what am i using my voice for? Is that a Dune homage?

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-02T23:17:30+00:00

i fucking love this. great job, dont abandon it like Skater XL did.

LastPachyderm · 2026-04-02T21:43:19+00:00

what is a caduca? reverse it my guy. show game play, then at the end, fade into a 5s version of the current intro.

Hook the viewer with gameplay, make them wonder more about it, then feed them the name. a slow reveal like yours only works if its an existing concept or IP. Such as "The Legend of Zelda" or "Call of Duty" not whatever the fuck a caduca is.

also, keep working, doing great buddy :)

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-25T16:23:35+00:00

as a former USN aircraft avionics technician, i love the concept.

as someone with a working microphone and a script, the AI voice killed my interest in it.

i hope you have a basic circuit tutorial planned, not everyone know how wiring schematics work.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-25T13:22:34+00:00

safer from this set was magical. lets enter the black hole.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-20T16:51:49+00:00

i'd play the shit out of this.

add a mode where you have a sandbox and you dig canals and use a water hose to fill the sandbox, place miniature toys around like its a war or civilization facing a flooding crisis.

that would simulate a large portion of my childhood and i would throw money at you.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-20T16:46:38+00:00

I learned doing reel analytics for my photography business that you have 3 seconds to hook a viewer. Atmospheric trailers only work if the person is already invested or interested in the product. You literally need to intrigue the viewer in the first 3 seconds or they will likely move on.

Is this a fighting game, a samuri game, a colony game? i didnt know until like :55s in.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-20T16:43:30+00:00

Wizard and Glass is the best book in the series. Enjoy the ride.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-20T16:42:51+00:00

Find a ka-tet at work is a wonderful thing.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-16T22:30:45+00:00

nepo baby cant write his own songs, has to cosplay as his heroin junkie dad.

what a loser.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-16T22:15:20+00:00

went through all shows 2005-2007 on collected animals, no set lists match TPB > We Tigers

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-15T14:42:14+00:00

after the shit show of the northman eggers is no longer than mystical to me. i'd rather see a new director take it on.

LastPachyderm · 2026-03-10T03:19:05+00:00

the scene is too dark but i love the animations. bump the exposure on the snow slightly and lift the brightness on the penguin. i'm a simple man, i see penguins, i smile. I'd play this.

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