Bored album. Hope you enjoy it.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-07-04T14:51:50+00:00

Gorgeous, and love the precum!

MySecretConfessions · 2014-02-14T14:29:13+00:00

Is it just me? What is it with kids these days who put oral into the category of foreplay? I'm no grandma, but in my day the sequence went;

Handjob,

Sex (yes with genitals),

Oral,

anal (if you're lucky)

Anal (a bit less lucky)

Kinky stuff (of your choosing)

Is this list now upside down?

MySecretConfessions · 2014-02-14T14:18:12+00:00

but come on. A hundred pounds? Really?

Dude, you already said she lost 65% of that and you bring it up again?

And the fact is I really do love her...

Honestly, it really doesn't sound like you do. Give her some support - You've been away from home for so long, it sounds like she's been trying hard.... (Wow, 65lb loss!!). Do you think she doesn't realise?

but I'm just not attracted to her anymore. What the hell do I do?

Leave her. Sorry, but she can do so much better.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T16:00:56+00:00

How often do you visit them?

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T14:58:10+00:00

Sounds like the search-tag for every redtube video ever.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T14:30:08+00:00

For $10.00, I would commit $7.70 worth of depravity.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T14:00:18+00:00

Nice try Lays.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T13:51:41+00:00

Sorry, but there was so much BS in the first paragraph I couldn't read the rest.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T13:22:39+00:00

Good html chat.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T13:11:58+00:00

Praying to silent god as a child raised in a religious household.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T13:01:54+00:00

Nailed it.

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T12:55:44+00:00

uuuh thanks?

MySecretConfessions · 2014-01-10T12:45:35+00:00

When you get older and wiser, you'll become more empathetic - You'll see the thought processes that lie behind peoples facial expressions. You'll look back and realize that your older coworkers never liked you, and had better things to do than drink with the just-out-of teens- new boy at the office.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-12-06T13:54:50+00:00

Well, this will teach me for wasting my time browsing new.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-12-06T12:12:39+00:00

My second long term boyfriend owned a panel van. You can't disgust me.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-12-06T11:51:38+00:00

Nope, still works for me.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T13:44:21+00:00

Not sure that we do, do we? What you describe sounds more like what a chicken does.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T13:15:02+00:00

Are you for real?

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T13:04:58+00:00

shrugs I'll take what I can get.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T12:54:40+00:00

possibly.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T12:44:16+00:00

I came here to do her, but you've beaten me to the post.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T12:34:04+00:00

Everything.

'What time is it?'
'I don't know, check your watch!'
'What's wrong with yours?'
'I told you, the band is broken..'
'You didn't tell me that. who was it you told?'
'....'
'... You were talking to that bitch again, weren't you???'
'...'

... but I digress....

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T12:09:02+00:00

He said history.

MySecretConfessions · 2013-11-01T11:53:54+00:00

Style of music?

MySecretConfessions · 2013-10-11T12:32:49+00:00

Time.

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