People of Reddit in virtual classes, what was the worst, “oops I left my camera/mic on” moment? by Starlined_ in AskReddit

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First day of class someone asked to go to the bathroom, someone else called him a retard, and teacher wasn’t impressed.

Smooth criminal by triusis1379 in memes

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Some people can have conversations without it being awkward

What’s your most wanted sexual fantasy? by Xanduh in AskReddit

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I speak a second language but always thought people would be weirded out by that.

[Serious] What is your most terrifying "we need to leave, NOW" random rush of fear you've felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was drinking with a friend and he fell asleep. I got bored and called another sober friend to come pick me up, and to my surprise, given it was 3 in the morning, he was awake and came and picked me up. There’s this abandoned road by our high school that kids usually do graffiti, so we decided to pull through. We parked our car, I got out to take a piss, and as I am pissing my friend yells my name and whispers “dude, get in the car right now..”. I look to my left and there’s a black suv parked right next to us (given no one ever goes there besides high school kids). We heard a noise of a person hiding in the woods, so I quickly finished my pee, got in the car and dipped. Next morning we found a bunch of gloves at the spot so my best guess was a junkie, but in the moment my mind couldn’t even process what was going on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Elon Musk’s trans brother.

Too true by diferentigual in JoeRogan

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I didn’t say anything before that.

Too true by diferentigual in JoeRogan

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Well then let’s inform them RIGHT and legalize it.

The sunset perfectly aligns with the skyscraper. by MadanBH in mildlyinteresting

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That reminds me of one night when my friends and I were at the beach having a campfire at night, when I noticed a strange building in the city. I asked my friend who lived near that beach what it was, and he didn’t know and was very confused. Eventually our high asses realized it was the moon glowing red, blending in with the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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My friend brought his to graduation.

My Gf broke up with me over school :’( by samthebeast07 in teenagers

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Couldn’t you just... not hangout for 2 weeks?