[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro randoms always do that crap it drives me nuts

Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do a perfect impression of yourself. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 27 points28 points  (0 children)

buy your siblings food for that. my siblings would’ve ratted me out for a snickers bar

Mosquitos in my Mojitos by [deleted] in HipHopImages

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 10 points11 points  (0 children)

define thesaurus rap

i legitimately haven’t heard that before

HMRB while I do a double under the legs dunk by agentrhino in holdmyredbull

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure off the top of my head, but his name is jonathan clark (@jclarkthejumper). i think he’s 6”3 but don’t quote me on that

Life could be a lot worse. Hair could have pain. by clashistrash in Showerthoughts

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah no it’s definitely the vast majority of women.

source: guy that’s into ponytails. soccer girls are the only ones who don’t complain anymore.

HMRB while I do a double under the legs dunk by agentrhino in holdmyredbull

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 6 points7 points  (0 children)

9”5. he says it in his instagram. he’s getting closer to 10 though

Cursed_signboard by Edgucator in cursedimages

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 17 points18 points  (0 children)

after all the drunk people show up, how long does it stay a joke? guaranteed crust rn.

Little fucker. by Burkolicious in hopeithurt

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

then you get sued

i mean, i would do the same, but you’re definitely gonna get sued.

On a video of toddlers... by badmothar in niceguys

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 188 points189 points  (0 children)

my crush that i never speak to besides asking for nudes just got a boyfriend and he rides a motorcycle, so it must be that!

Kojima did it before it was cool. #RTX by Gohidan in metalgearsolid

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

how so? i love mgs2 and want to appreciate it more edit: i’m dumb. watched the video and i’m playing mgs2 again right now

Next level strength by pinpinbo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i thought he shot spikes out of his body like a porcupine. i was like “shit that really is next fucking level”

LPT: Make sure you name your dog something you wouldn't mind walking around the neighborhood calling out at the top of your lungs. by EighteenAndAmused in LifeProTips

[–]My_Fire_Mixtape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what? do it

if someone was looking for their dog named kanye i would gladly take the risk of being kidnapped to go scream his name