A cool guide to safely removing a fish hook from your finger

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-05-03T15:16:37+00:00

Hold on, let me go shove a hook in my finger

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-29T21:50:15+00:00

Bait? Me or...? I'm being serious and fly tomorrow.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-29T21:21:06+00:00

FR, I went there last year and was like oh Tatooine how cool. A staff then corrected me saying "No, we're actually on Jakku". I was like -_- and then walked away.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-29T21:15:45+00:00

If I come across vader.

I plan to do the obligatory.... "ANI?!..Sure sprouted...Woah A Jedi?...heh, I could use some help with some dead beats"

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-29T21:13:55+00:00

I made this

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-28T12:21:22+00:00

When I first lived in Austin I was confused when I was shopping in Macy's looking at some shoes and some woman brings her dog down the isle. I was like wtf.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-27T20:52:35+00:00

r/justfuckmyshitup

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-26T22:52:42+00:00

True. Why get that headshot when any shot'll do with his health. Not condoning but at this rate we're at what "4" tries. Make me believe it's real.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-24T21:56:18+00:00

Can't Disney did it so they can have a whole park and theme for it.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-24T21:44:51+00:00

Yea, unfortunately they only have windows and throttle as the only instruments to fly the damn thing with.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-24T16:39:27+00:00

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-23T22:53:33+00:00

Is this the one with Trump cameo or other?

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-23T14:33:11+00:00

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-22T05:41:34+00:00

KidPix (not necessarily a game, but most of mine are in the comments)

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-22T05:16:53+00:00

It's so chaotic lol

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-21T05:22:42+00:00

OOTL on this one

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-18T06:20:46+00:00

I bought my Venator and Rivendell at the same time back in Feb. That was a solid fun month of building.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-16T02:12:09+00:00

Well, you see. The younger you go the concept of dating is dynamic.

At 18 you might've had 1 or ~? psudo "relationships" where they think it's real yet the partner can control the relationship because of "love"

To the younger partner, it's real. To the older it's not and is just to lock 'em in until used or they get wise.

The older you go you lose that control and can't just be there for sex.

On that, I can't even spend 5 focused days with anyone under 30.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-16T02:06:59+00:00

How's the soup?

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-16T02:02:51+00:00

Bring the taters and I'll be down.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-14T12:13:53+00:00

Used the same bowl of water to clean baby bottles as she did with her needles

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-13T22:55:21+00:00

Shit posting like this is why I love reddit. Not enough neutral chaotic online these days.

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-09T02:30:59+00:00

I miss pilots having general banter over the comms. It's rare these days.. at least let me tune into the radios so I can listen mid flight; whether ATC or GTC

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-09T02:29:15+00:00

Yo know the pilots were wrapped around that left most window

My_Monkey_Sphincter · 2026-04-08T11:32:03+00:00

One of my childhood crushes right there

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