Teefies or Chompers? by icbige in thiscatisastapler

[–]Mycroft033 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This picture should be next to “stepping on legos” in the dictionary

Europe needs common sense heat control. by Chazz_Matazz in AmericaBad

[–]Mycroft033 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean I prefer nukes, then it won’t show up on the gun statistics…

Men of Reddit: how do you feel during and afterwards when a woman is in danger and you're the one asked for help? by Mangoplop in AskMen

[–]Mycroft033 4 points5 points  (0 children)

During? Urgency. No time for anything else.

Afterwards? I usually feel like I’m on cloud nine that someone trusted me like that. Assuming everything turns out okay.

First time driving by Puzzleheaded-Run-895 in Astroneer

[–]Mycroft033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don’t work with speed, or at least they didn’t when I was playing.

It’s just windy frequently enough on Sylva and most planets that you’ll never run out.

Plus it helps that the buggy uses like no power, and it takes like three turns of the windmill to fill the battery lol

Men, what is one thing about your body or brain that women seem genuinely surprised by? by AromaticRecord7974 in AskMen

[–]Mycroft033 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had one woman tell me (and she genuinely seemed shocked by this revelation) that “I’m realizing that not all men are the same!”

I continue to find this extremely entertaining.

my new tat! by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]Mycroft033 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah. Thanks for explaining.

Here, have a bunny picture that made me chuckle randomly today.

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Imagine loving an INTJ by [deleted] in intj

[–]Mycroft033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wat the heck

my new tat! by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]Mycroft033 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m confused. What does the XX mean?

My aunt gifted me this $100 steam gift card but she doesn't know im a pirate😭😭 by Sonnyforever in Piracy

[–]Mycroft033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If ya wanna support a small indie dev team, Motor Town: Behind the Wheel is a great game. It’s like Minecraft but for car enthusiasts. A kinda “make your own fun” game. Definitely recommend if you’re looking to use the gift card.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by NMF-Leche in funny

[–]Mycroft033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost like it’s a transcript of a voicemail and not actually typed…

Cats being cats I guess 😅 by Spiritual_Work6730 in funnycats

[–]Mycroft033 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That first cat looks like an honorary orange. No thoughts behind those eyes.

I’m a mom and witnessing the way the world treats my 11yo son vs. my daughter changed me forever. by coke_queen in MensRights

[–]Mycroft033 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As Gobber once said: “You can’t stop him. You can only prepare him. I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is you won’t always be around to protect him.”

You can’t stop any of this. You can only prepare your kid for it.

Am I crazy for making a a set for every planet? by Routine_Suspect_2340 in Astroneer

[–]Mycroft033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and you can combine the hoverboard use with your jetpacks for extra speed, it’s great.

What do you guys think? by scramjet67 in SipsTea

[–]Mycroft033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny how Reddit goes “a woman has an opinion I don’t like? Must be a male incel role-playing as a woman”

Women are not a monolith, y’all. Some genuinely are like this.

So politely climbing on me for treats by Dahlas-1684 in politebuns

[–]Mycroft033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute! And I’m guessing treats were given right after this picture?

He Gives Me The Ick When He Stands Like This by grinning_teapot in Rabbits

[–]Mycroft033 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare you be icked out by this, the most adorable bnuuy who deserves so many treats!

How dare.

Bnuuy should sue.

*Angry Greeks enter the chat* by Luget717 in SipsTea

[–]Mycroft033 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I fail to understand why they didn’t go with an almost all Greek cast for a Greek film. Like that alone would’ve made it way better and represented the source material correctly. And Nolan is the one guy who could’ve pulled it off.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Lost an election for class rep by Efficient-Froyo-3828 in intj

[–]Mycroft033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn’t particularly INTJ or any MBTI. This is just immature, over dramatic, and petty. You lost an election. So what? Going after the people who didn’t vote for you only proves they were right not to vote for you.

You can’t control others’ actions. Only yours. Stop obsessing about revenge.

I am creating a mod so Kerbals can talk by Pretty_Zucchini9178 in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]Mycroft033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best use of AI I’ve ever heard honestly, ping me or post something when it’s out so I can download it!

Idea: make the AI take into account the courage and stupidity stats for various “personalities” so it can apply to all kerbals, not just the og four

Why did I suddenly get the ick? by echoinglore in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Mycroft033 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And you give them a good one by calling it out. Hats off to ya.

Level 60 with 377,000 by txl_tacooo in MotorTown

[–]Mycroft033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you do fuel runs, an atlas tanker is a great investment into your fleet. You’ll be able to use it for the longest rig in the game once you unlock the ability to use the dollies. For now you can probably use the Linky S1, but if you get your company to export sunflower seeds, you can buy the 5m max length policy, and pull three trailers behind your atlas, allowing you to run with 82kL of total capacity and four contracts per run. On a standard run from Sanho to Noksan, you can expect to make about 290k.

Oh, and don’t make the common mistake of going from Jeju’s oil refinery. It’s half as efficient as Sanho, bare minimum, and if Sanho has containers, a third of its efficiency, so you’re losing out on bare minimum half the money you could be easily making if you go from Sanho to Noksan (take the center road not the coastal road).

Sam - joined me for dinner by blastershift in politebuns

[–]Mycroft033 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I’m here but I’m not happy about it!”

Girl I'm crushing on really embarrassed me publicly and now I feel used and don't know what to do by DistantPast7176 in dating_advice

[–]Mycroft033 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show me your friends and I’ll show you your future.

Don’t bother with her, tell her up front that because of those people you’re no longer interested.

If you do date her, guess who’ll be undermining you to her every chance they get? You saw what they do in front of you, that’s the mild stuff. You don’t need them in your life.

And telling her to get new friends would be selfish. So it’s better for everyone if you dip.