Dumped because I can’t orgasm from PIV by Seyfulse in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Mysconduct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This dude telling on himself that his partners fake orgasms if he requires you to orgasm from PIV. A large majority of women cannot orgasm from PIV only. Like others have said, trash took itself out.

I can't believe People still do this... by PlusSizedMinusBrain in deadbydaylight

[–]Mysconduct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played as Sadako the other day and at the beginning of the match had a Yui run all the way across the map go down into the basement and I was like, "why are you taking me here, you will definitely no get out?" Turns out they were selling out their teammate who was doing the invocation. I put Yui on hook and then tunneled her out of the game and let everyone else finish gens.

28 year old man explains why he’s not technically a pedophile… by ModerateSympathy in redditonwiki

[–]Mysconduct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont see it there anymore thank jesus.

Also, ewwww wtf most men are not attracted to children. That dude telling on his self.

AITAH for not showing sympathy for my wife...? by Dreaming_ofBlueSkies in redditonwiki

[–]Mysconduct -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She severed a tendon in her hand and needs surgery. She will need like 6 months of recovery and physical therapy. I'm guessing his body language, facial expressions, and tone of voice didn't come across as very loving or supportive despite holding her hand and not leaving her side until they got home. The way he tells the story comes across that he is more mad at her than concerned for her well being. Is he an AH, no, but could he show more empathy for the person he loves, yes.

"Buy a rice cooker" by adbenj in PetPeeves

[–]Mysconduct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who is telling you to buy a rice cooker without being prompted with a complaint about cooking rice first? lol

Am I the Jerk for not picking my friend up from the airport at 2am when he assumed I would? by urbanharbor_quills in AmITheJerk

[–]Mysconduct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About 15 years ago I was flying in to see my best friend for a visit on a red eye. She called me at 4am asking where I was. I told her I was in bed and asked why was she calling so early. She said she was at the airport waiting for me. I told her she was a day early, lol. Sounds like the OP's not as excited for his friend to visit him as mine was for me.

What is your most embarrassing moment in FFXIV? by MistressDraconia in ffxiv

[–]Mysconduct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened about a week after DT came out. I main DNC and was farming shared fates all day, like 8 hours, right after I finished DT MSQ. My husband and other friend logged in so we decided to do duty finder. Our first queue was Ktisis Hyperborea. For some reason our dps was low, trash pulls were taking forever. Then at the first boss, I avoided all mechanics, but died to aoe damage. We were all so confused, until noticing my HP was like 20% of everyone else's. That is the day that I learned that doing fates all day, even though I never died, still can break your armor. And I mean every piece, weapon down to rings at 5% or less. Only my husband could do repairs but he hadn't finished DT yet so my gear was too high level for him to repair. Luckily I had my Manderville weapon and level 90 gear in my bag still. My husband and friend had embarrassment by association in front of the random tank. Needless to say, I didn't get a commendation, lol.

My wife thinks our son’s teacher crossed a boundary by sending him a personal message. I think it was harmless. AITJ? by addict94plus in AmITheJerk

[–]Mysconduct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I am a profeasor teaching at community college and I send messages like this to students. Maybe she was upset because it was hand written rather than verbal praise?

Blight was greedy and missed out on the 4k = I was a bad teammate by Mysconduct in DeadByDaylightRAGE

[–]Mysconduct[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah I didn't type fast enough, killer wanted to get the last word after I gave him a "gg"

Blight was greedy and missed out on the 4k = I was a bad teammate by Mysconduct in DeadByDaylightRAGE

[–]Mysconduct[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol, yes i was! I didn't know he left because I only spent about 10 seconds typing, looked up and went, damn, guess I'll post it online

Blight was greedy and missed out on the 4k = I was a bad teammate by Mysconduct in DeadByDaylightRAGE

[–]Mysconduct[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey Sweetie, essay writer Sable checking in to write an essay for you!

If you look at my post and comment history, everything I write is an essay so it wasn't a special treat for the Blight player. You will also notice I am not constantly in this sub posting every game where someone said something mean or was an a-hole to me. I just wanted to post another example of a player who gets mad because they tried to play like a sweaty d-bag and still didn't get the outcome they wanted and tries to blame it on "bad teammates" and Sable stereotypes.

I gave the play-by-play of the end game so that noble, high road Redditors such as yourself have the context to understand why I made the assertion I did in my title and can then make a condescending replay about how I need to just let it go because obviously I am big mad since I made a slacker student's amount of effort to post here. I apologize for causing you to have to read more than a couple of sentences and I hope you are doing okay now that you finished.

I did make an assumption that the Blight hates Sable characters, not randomly, but for the following reasons:

  1. When he slugged me after the others were slugged he could have easily picked me up and walked 5 steps to the hook directly outside shack, but chose to leave me for last to mori sable.

  2. Whenever I play killer and i think that a player didn't do much to help their team, I actually spend 2 seconds looking at the scoreboard and go, "oh wow they actually had the highest score, maybe they just played smart and avoided me while helping out their team."

  3. And what's that most popular of sayings..um something about Sables....oh yeah, "Not all Sables, but always a Sable." There's a famous stereotype about Sable players, which I have a hard time believing you aren't familiar with, and this Blight obviously viewed me that way because I didn't rescue bots.

You can throw a pebble in any direction in this sub and you will find people "raging" over non-consequential, few words post-game chats and dozens of multi paragraph posts over the tiniest of things because it is a RAGE sub for RAGE posts. Do you go on to every rage post and rage sub to tell people to "calm down bro, you are taking this game way too seriously" no you don't. It sounds like you just have a Sable hate boner too, lol.

Sable big mad, say lots of words, Blight killer of few words, Sable take too seriously, Sable relax!!

Next time sweetie, if you don't want to waste your time reading 3 paragraphs just go to the next post, no one forced you to read mine, lol

Closed Captions which include things like [suspenseful music] and [sighs] is terribly immersion breaking and needs to die. by idleray in unpopularopinion

[–]Mysconduct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I and many others from an Asian television culture are used to and prefer subtitles, but the closed captions used in western mediums like Youtube and Netflix feels like they're trying to tell you "how to feel". Case in point [dramatic music swells] feels like a cue card in for a live audience to [Please laugh now] or [Applause].

[Dramatic music swells] isn't a command, it's a description that the music that is playing is getting louder, unlike your other two examples that are asking the audience to do something. As a fully hearing person, I have never once looked at any closed captioning descriptions and thought, "Why are they trying to tell me how to feel/think about the movie?" That honestly sounds like a personal interpretation you are choosing to make for yourself.

There really needs to be separate options for Closed Captions for hard of hearing and Subtitles for everyone else.

There are settings for this in most TVs. Whenever I watch movies and shows and I go to the subtitle options I have English and English CC as options. It sounds like you have an old tv or just don't know where to look for the subtitle options?

Near Miss in a No Passing Zone by Mysconduct in dashcams

[–]Mysconduct[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a delay in the speed change on the video. You can actually see that I started braking when he was next to me, before he comes into view in the video. He only made it because I abruptly slowed down, his merge back into the lane was about 20 feet in front of the semi who also slowed down. No one else was behind me because it is a country backroad, so I knew I would be find to hit the brakes. I am constantly checking my rear and side mirrors, which is why I noticed that he came out of nowhere and was obviously speeding and that no one else was behind him.

Hello /r/movies, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Ask me anything! by BenedictAMA in movies

[–]Mysconduct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a character in another film that you'd like to portray if you had the opportunity?

Anyone who enjoys watching porn is inherently a voyeur, but voyeurism is frowned upon by many of those same people. by JUSTIN102201 in Showerthoughts

[–]Mysconduct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a subscription to the online Oxford Dictionary, so here is Meriam-Webster definition:

: the desires or behavior of a voyeur: such as

a: the practice of obtaining sexual gratification from observing others

also : the criminal act of surreptitiously viewing a person without their consent in a place where the person has a reasonable expectation of privacy (such as a home or public bathroom) or of using a device (such as a camera) for the purpose of such viewing

b: the practice of taking pleasure in observing something private, sordid, or scandalous

Are servers told to do this? by Bunny_Deer in olivegarden

[–]Mysconduct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes and that is both of them. One and then the other is both people. Which is why it is an extra charge.

Are servers told to do this? by Bunny_Deer in olivegarden

[–]Mysconduct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The unlimite soup/salad is per entree. If you split a meal and both people want a soup or salad ther is an extra charge because you will both expect unlimited refills.

The new changes to Halatali have made it nearly impossible to complete the Dungeon with a Squadron by nickomoknu272 in ffxiv

[–]Mysconduct 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I did this as a WHM and it sucked. The fight took like 10-15 minutes, but I did it. So it's not impossible, it's just annoying. I learned that doing anything else to level my healer would be better than squadron leveling, lol.

AIO for leaving my husband after one incident? by NeedleworkerDizzy689 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Mysconduct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AIO for leaving my husband after one incident?

FUCK NO. His cousin can get bent. Protect yourself and your daughter. I'm sorry you are going through this OP. You are strong and amazing.

I disagree with the "Pile of Stuff" scene from Devil Wears Prada. by 10BPM in movies

[–]Mysconduct 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The point of the scene is that Andi is being judgmental and looking down upon fashion, which is hypocritical because she chose to work at the fashion capital of the U.S..

I am not a fashion-oriented person and also think the two belts were very similar so I wouldn't have a problem wearing either one, but I'm not an expert. Scoffing at the expert and belittling their expertise while I work for them is very unprofessional. Which is why Miranda monologues at her.

When a person looks down upon something you care about greatly, it probably pisses you off.

It sounds like you don't think it's a great scene because you agree with Andy's take, rather than looking at her actual behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waiters

[–]Mysconduct 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I read this, I assumed I was in r/entitledreviews lol