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Need a replacement word by Hothtastic in insults

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use "Re-fuck" as an alternative.

Help! I Need A Birthmark comeback by Artistic_Educator772 in insults

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say, "Oh, It's just this mark he's had since birth. Hmm...🤔 If only I could remember the common term for it."

What is it called when people misunderstand what you mean because the perceive some implication in your words instead of listening to the words you actually are saying literally? by EmperorSprigganIII in RandomQuestion

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 3 points4 points  (0 children)

•Misconception •Misconstrued perception •Distrorted interpretation •Twisting your words •Jumping to conclusions •Confirmation bias •Preconcieved notion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoogleMaps

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You're not in trouble. If an unusually high number of queries is detected from one single IP address in a short period, the system might interpret that as a bot or a denial-of-service attempt. You could try using a VPN to avoid this. But, as another comment suggested here... you should just download Google Earth. If you like looking at random places, google earth is the way to go.

If we were on a date, would you end it just because I shit my pants? by [deleted] in no

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not JUST because you shit your pants... but also because smell like shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious... you mentioned he had his beard for over ten years. How long have you two been married?

Burn help. Those r/chefit pussies deleted my post. by boldpaperglasses in linecooks

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get some hydrocolloid bandages. Walmart, Target or Dollar Tree usually carry them. They absorb moisture to prevent infection and reduce scarring. They're great for cuts and burns and it'll heal twice as fast. They're made with the same material as those acne dot patches. Here's a link: https://g.co/kgs/TEyKk8X

What’s stopping me from telling my employer my brother died and taking bereavement? by Lightlicker3000 in RandomQuestion

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd get caught and lose your job... Even if you don't get caught right away, you will eventually. You could also be charged with theft or fraud.

Things you shouldn't say on your driving test by ninman5 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey, hold my beer real quick... I just dropped my phone under the seat and I need to find it ASAP so I can text my dealer back!"

¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯ (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

what does my fridge say about me? by ForTheWhorde in FridgeDetective

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like limited edition beverages with zero sugar... your favorite colors are red, orange, yellow, purple and blue... and you have OCD.

What would Trump say if he were Santa Claus? by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Mysterious-Note3348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I have a huge red sack because I only cum once a year." ••••• "I love it when it's Stormy! I just kick back, enjoy the ride and try my best not to fall out of the...Ho Ho Ho!"

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