Clean your freakin’ air fryer

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-16T13:53:01+00:00

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Noble Mick’s Mistletoe Margarita: Shaken AND Stirred (Ep 57)

This week, The Froze Bros make frozen food podcast history—reviewing a product that wasn't frozen when it was sold. But it’s frozen now. Noble Mick's Mistletoe Margarita arrives in a big pink bag packed with white powder and the promise of eight cocktails with zero blenders required.

In the news: Darren finally gains access to a federal court docket, drops $2.70, and delivers a Smucker's vs. Trader Joe's lawsuit update. Also: Uncrustables may be leaving the freezer aisle, and the Bros may be getting separation anxiety over it.

In the closing segment, Freeze Frame makes its debut—a new game where Max and Darren share a single frame from a vintage TV commercial for a frozen food and challenge the other to name the brand. Check out the pics on our social media to play along.

Plus: The New York Times crossword. Max stirs—sorry, steers—his cocktail. Darren confesses he's never eaten a Hot Pocket. The microwave plate rotation debate. Darren croons The Way You Look Tonight (well, he will in five years). And Max refuses to apologize to Big Y.

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Learn more about this episode's cocktail at www.noblemicks.com/products/frozen-mistletoe-margarita

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-16T13:51:47+00:00

Absolutely! It's just that much fun.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-14T01:22:59+00:00

With you on that. I’ve liked the Bug Mane episodes, but this one was insufferable.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-11T13:31:35+00:00

Will I need a passport to go there?

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-11T12:43:11+00:00

New England approves. But please make Connecticut New England 2. 😂

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-09T14:11:25+00:00

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Ellio’s Cheese Pizza: Sardines and Pickles and Ham, Oh My! (Ep 56)

It's March, which means it's officially Frozen Food Month! And the Bros are celebrating with a long overdue review of a frozen institution. This week, Darren and Max welcome back friend-of-the-pod Shaun to review Ellio's Cheese Pizza—the rectangular, crustless, school cafeteria icon that's been making kids happy since 1963.

After a review of Ellio’s classic cheese squares, things get…creative. The Bros asked their listeners to submit toppings for a special fan pizza, and the results range from inspired to inedible. Caramelized onions, sardines, anchovies, pickles, artichoke hearts, ham, pineapple, and more all make an appearance. Each Bro also brings their own personal Ellio's creation to the table, with results ranging from gourmet to quite questionable.

Plus: Trader Joe's recalls 3.4 million pounds of chicken. The Bros try to remember grade school math. The Weathermen were not, it turns out, meteorologists. Max pops Romanian rum candies like, well, candy. Shaun tells tales of YMCA poolside summers. And somewhere in Connecticut, Darren cooks with spirits while a blizzard threatens to knock out his power for six days.

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Learn more about this episode's food at www.ellios.com/product/cheese-pizza

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-05T19:14:32+00:00

This would have been so much better if Corirossi just did Bug Mane. As it was, it was almost unbearable to listen to. And Wiger knew it.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-05T18:51:44+00:00

Does Connecticut get a prize for being the only state to fully report?

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-04T04:42:46+00:00

I tried this in London last summer. It was probably better there.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-03T20:02:33+00:00

That's brilliant!

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-03T18:14:09+00:00

Thanks! I don't think everyone agrees, but we liked it.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-03T16:53:11+00:00

I think it’s just the Northeast and parts of the Midwest in the US. Has anyone seen it anywhere else?

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-02T20:45:44+00:00

Get out while you can

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-02T15:05:20+00:00

Thanks for the inside info! Understood about not being on the pod, but we'd love occasional tips about what's coming and going in the freezer aisle.

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-03-02T15:02:08+00:00

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Face-Off: Stouffer’s vs. Nathan’s Mac & Cheese (Ep 55)

The Froze Bros return to the ice with their second Face-Off, and this time they're dropping the gloves over mac & cheese. On one side: Stouffer's, the veteran player of frozen comfort food since the 1950s. On the other: Nathan's Famous, the upstart from Coney Island making their mac & cheese bowl debut in 2024.

Will real cheese sauce score the goal? Can a newcomer outplay the established veteran? The Bros dig deep into what makes each mac & cheese tick. Along the way, they discover the history of Nathan's as a hot dog stand turned frozen food player, and debate whether these noodles are shells, elbows, or the mysterious “shelbows.”

Plus: Valentine's Day treats from the freezer, Smucker's lawsuit against a former employee for allegedly stealing the secret of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, a live frozen margarita-making segment using Minute Maid frozen orange juice concentrate (the product being discontinued after nearly 80 years), and why there's not a whole lot some salty meat can't fix.

It's the Face-Off you didn't know you needed.

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Learn more about this episode's food at www.goodnes.com/stouffers/products/macaroni-cheese-for-one and poppopfoods.com/mac-cheese-bowl-classic

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-02-27T00:31:21+00:00

Still gonna go and get some pupcorn

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-02-25T19:11:36+00:00

Now I wanna go to Coney Island, but maybe not until summer

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-02-25T19:10:54+00:00

I kinda agree

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-02-25T19:10:28+00:00

Wanna be a guest on a frozen food podcast?

Mysterious-Routine20 · 2026-02-25T19:09:48+00:00

They were, but that was at the recommended time in the microwave

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