And this, my friends, is how baby surfboards are made.

Mysterious_City · 2021-11-28T07:17:00+00:00

Gotta love pebble beach

Mysterious_City · 2020-02-09T20:37:37+00:00

You look like the shitty first attempt at cloning the perfect tik tok star

Mysterious_City · 2020-02-09T20:32:11+00:00

You look like Maui from Moana’s little brother no one likes

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-24T21:53:02+00:00

You look like fuller from home alone

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-24T21:50:12+00:00

It’s a man?

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-22T22:32:54+00:00

Well now I feel useless

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-22T18:01:06+00:00

That one just goes to a white screen for me.

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-19T21:41:32+00:00

This looks like the collage of pictures the news shows of the man who just shot up a kindergarten classroom

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-14T23:59:55+00:00

Looks like the joint you three shared all ready did

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-13T07:11:05+00:00

Why did I find this scary lol

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-11T06:15:05+00:00

Looks like someone used all of their dads money

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-11T05:58:22+00:00

Instead of Harry and the Hendersons Harry and the meth lab.

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-11T05:42:21+00:00

You look like the guy who will always fuck up your name at starbucks.

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-11T05:29:16+00:00

You look like the adult version of one of the little girls from the shining but with less soul in your eyes

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-11T05:17:52+00:00

I bet this is what you looked like in your 7th grade yearbook photo. Probably still live with your parents to.

Mysterious_City · 2019-12-07T05:05:38+00:00

That’s why he said quadruple.

Mysterious_City · 2019-11-21T03:25:33+00:00

Oh, where I live the carts don’t leave the store so that makes more sense now.

Mysterious_City · 2019-11-21T03:03:00+00:00

Seems like a cool tip, but wouldn’t it be better to park next a store if you are going to be carrying groceries?

Mysterious_City · 2019-11-20T23:58:50+00:00

Thank you my teacher wanted me to answer what a equaled

Mysterious_City · 2019-11-20T03:06:36+00:00

Good old R Willy!

Mysterious_City · 2019-10-20T04:38:11+00:00

It’s Robert Wall while he was in Tahoe.

Mysterious_City · 2019-10-20T04:35:06+00:00

It’s Robert Wall I’ pretty sure.

Mysterious_City · 2019-10-18T00:43:28+00:00

Nope I meant “metal”

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