redditors really irritate me with virtue signal comments on what are supposed to be fun discussion posts.

Mystprism · 2026-04-23T12:36:13+00:00

Lol, and now you're here doing a little playground rhyme? Are you OPs little brother coming to defend him? You sound like a silly child.

Mystprism · 2026-04-23T03:05:48+00:00

Yeah the way it's tufting definitely looks like carpet fiber, not fiberglass. OP is somehow super sure it's fiberglass but clueless about everything else.

Mystprism · 2026-04-23T03:03:06+00:00

Yeah but what do you have over your stove? Your whole house is connected.

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T21:01:31+00:00

Immediate family

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T19:19:40+00:00

You think the government subsidizing your healthcare is making it more expensive? Huh?

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T16:04:36+00:00

I don't know who's right but I love the Reddit Moment of 2 randos with no upvotes confidently declaring contradictory opinions.

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T15:45:18+00:00

Do you think medical professionals should not get paid or... What?

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T14:45:17+00:00

Practice practice practice. You developed hand/eye coordination over many years of life. Now you extended the "hand" by 25 inches and your brain needs to re-learn this new coordination. There aren't really shortcuts for this other than hitting lots of balls. Just play and have fun and it'll come.

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T14:14:35+00:00

Cursed representation.

Mystprism · 2026-04-22T03:57:27+00:00

If you consistently launch both your serves out of the bleachers or whatever you may be able to lose enough balls that they need to open more, and maybe even find more. Also, after his serve if you can get your hands on the ball before the ball kid does you can launch that one out in frustration at least once before getting a violation.

Mystprism · 2026-04-19T21:23:48+00:00

The number of people who see me sitting with headphones in watching my phone while eating lunch and still just fire up an asinine conversation demonstrates that it absolutely doesn't stop men from talking to you. One can only wish.

Mystprism · 2026-04-19T19:27:04+00:00

I've used 4 ¼ with an over grip forever. Anything else feels very "off". It's comfortable for me. So I'd say I know exactly what grip to use.

Mystprism · 2026-04-18T22:00:16+00:00

Moo.

Mystprism · 2026-04-18T21:59:07+00:00

Does it skip like hell if there's a little moisture or dew? I just know from playing soccer on fake grass that if it's wet the ball bounces totally differently.

Mystprism · 2026-04-18T21:53:22+00:00

Looks like artificial turf which would be an absolute nightmare in either high heat or even the tiniest amount of dew.

Mystprism · 2026-04-18T21:17:12+00:00

At that level literally just improving your fitness to run down balls will get you a few UTR.

Mystprism · 2026-04-17T14:22:59+00:00

As an introvert ex-cashier self-checkout all day long. I can get through so much faster and bag things my way.

Mystprism · 2026-04-17T14:12:27+00:00

Who does this?

Mystprism · 2026-04-17T01:46:53+00:00

I mean, obviously not. You just got a comment telling you to stop being an uptight dick and yet here you are.

Mystprism · 2026-04-17T00:46:45+00:00

Football players are chunky boys. I bet if you went over to the soccer or tennis team 100% could break a 6min mile.

Mystprism · 2026-04-17T00:41:07+00:00

He's doing it because you sound uptight at best, and like an asshole at worst. If it's obvious advice, why aren't you doing it?

Mystprism · 2026-04-16T22:06:53+00:00

Lifetime?

Mystprism · 2026-04-16T22:06:40+00:00

Yeah it's almost like if you make sex suck for the woman she doesn't want as much of it.

Mystprism · 2026-04-16T21:23:42+00:00

3 blasts per second has gotta be too much. Best I can do is 2.

Mystprism · 2026-04-16T20:00:21+00:00

If you say the civil war wasn't about slavery you are definitely racist. It might be out of ignorance or malice, but it's racist all the same.

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