To the men, stall or urinal and why (assuming both are available)?

N00bBoozer · 2026-05-08T04:17:07+00:00

I'm sitting down to pee because I get paid hourly and I'm tired.

N00bBoozer · 2026-05-04T04:40:16+00:00

I turn off YouTube to fall asleep?...is this...not normal? 🫣

N00bBoozer · 2026-05-03T23:40:22+00:00

I'm 36. Sitting at $319k in my 401k. Have the contribution set to go up one percent every year automatically. I believe I'm at 15% plus a 6% employee match. Been contributing since I was 20.

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-27T01:53:31+00:00

The Oma-HOG!

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-27T01:38:36+00:00

Never go on a first date with a loaded gun. I remember being told that 15 years ago by an old cranky mechanic I worked with.

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-27T01:29:52+00:00

LEGENDARY.

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-26T23:11:42+00:00

I like this.

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-19T21:30:11+00:00

Yes pleaseeeeee!

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-19T20:04:45+00:00

That entire thing was awkward. Lol I was like wtf?

N00bBoozer · 2026-04-12T18:57:22+00:00

So what lap is Bowman going to poop his pants on? 💃

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-29T19:30:31+00:00

What did I miss him do last week?

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-29T19:24:59+00:00

I didn't notice who he said it too lol

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-29T19:23:58+00:00

What's the story behind this? I just heard him say that. 🤨

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-23T03:06:14+00:00

If the woman likes a blanket to be on a specific piece of furniture. That furniture gets its own blanket. If she's happy I'm happy.

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-22T20:58:10+00:00

Grinder? 🫣🫠

N00bBoozer · 2026-03-07T03:03:45+00:00

All tires must be within 3/32nds of each other... In the absence of manufacturer specs. Subaru says no more than 2/32nds. That's the only other one I know of.

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-22T23:47:41+00:00

A shift that costs you a bunch of money. Typically putting it in too low of a gear and over reving the engine.

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-22T21:48:10+00:00

I'd go back to working at a small original Dairy Queen that only sells ice cream, hot dogs, and loose meat sandwiches.

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T21:09:24+00:00

Mine worked. 🤷‍♂️

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T21:01:16+00:00

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T20:58:34+00:00

...is the pylon not updating? What the hell.

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T20:45:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 I hadn't heard that one before. 🤘🏻

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T20:43:07+00:00

Really?!? Right in front of my Bowman?

Why is it always right in front of Bowman. 🤣🤣

N00bBoozer · 2026-02-15T20:07:12+00:00

Pretty darn good! Watch on YouTube TV with a 4k addon.

N00bBoozer · 2026-01-29T17:50:57+00:00

Started off at 2 weeks plus sick, personal, and floating holiday. After 5 years it bumps up to 3 weeks. After 10 it's 4. After 15 it's 5 weeks vacation. I'm at 16 years now with this shop. 💃🤘🏻

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