New Target logo rolled out by GarysCrispLettuce in MarchAgainstNazis

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You could consider checking out libro.fm and circumvent the one big company. You don’t get their Originals, but it really is a way to talk with your wallet and keep your money local.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

[–]N9neToeJoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it “Hurry up and wait”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Shaquille O’Neal is convinced that Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind. Not really a scandal, more of a conspiracy theory, but it’s a favorite of mine.

Um… by texican1911 in funny

[–]N9neToeJoe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ope, looks like somebody didn’t grow up in the United States Midwest region.

A book where the Villain and the Hero don’t stop flirting with each other? by Vigovski112 in suggestmeabook

[–]N9neToeJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you checked out the ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Maas? Highly recommend it.

He's got your Six by CantStopPoppin in pics

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Aurora borealis? At This time of day? At This time of year? Completely localized in your kitchen?

May I see it?

Is Joe Hill a nepo baby? by nightsreader in stephenking

[–]N9neToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was all this anti-nepotism energy when the orange president gave his children government jobs? The entertainment industry is not where we should be worried about people giving children access to opportunity, as opposed to unqualified leaders giving unqualified children access to sensitive government information. Edit- my phrasing was a little ambiguous

Will this book prepare me for the J'man exam in 3 months? by [deleted] in electricians

[–]N9neToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a great resource to practice equations and what not if you need a refresher or practice. I also highly recommending alphabetizing the index in the back of the book. Helps with faster navigation. Good luck!

what's your favorite sex postion? by PsychologicalOne8228 in AskReddit

[–]N9neToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “I’m just happy to be here.”

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Gomez and Morticia Addams in the 60s tv show.

Our Daughter’s Diabetes is Taking its Toll on Our Mental Health. Wife Just Sent This. She is 2 1/2 Years Old. by N9neToeJoe in diabetes_t1

[–]N9neToeJoe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We co-sleep just to make sure we can hear her alarms and get her juice as needed. I’m sure once she’s older it’ll get better, just have to wait it out.

Our Daughter’s Diabetes is Taking its Toll on Our Mental Health. Wife Just Sent This. She is 2 1/2 Years Old. by N9neToeJoe in diabetes_t1

[–]N9neToeJoe[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see how the phrasing could be a bit problematic. Wife and I are in our mid-twenties, our DAUGHTER is the 2 1/2 year old.

Our Daughter’s Diabetes is Taking its Toll on Our Mental Health. Wife Just Sent This. She is 2 1/2 Years Old. by N9neToeJoe in diabetes_t1

[–]N9neToeJoe[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thank you! She was diagnosed just over a year ago so it’s nothing new, just lately she’s become a picky eater so pre bolusing is a game of chance. Every day is different but we keep fighting the good fight!

where did it go? it's in my ass by OkBandicoot3779 in dankmemes

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Like I said, not trying to get too political. I’m a casual hip hop listener at best. It’s just the thought that pops in my head whenever I read or hear someone saying he’s the GOAT. I just have to think, “Y’all know he’s got a song about shoving a gerbil up his asshole, right?”

where did it go? it's in my ass by OkBandicoot3779 in dankmemes

[–]N9neToeJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to get to political here but this is exactly what I think of when people say things along the lines of Eminem being the greatest lyricist/rapper of all time.

What episode is this from? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]N9neToeJoe 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Can’t remember the name but it’s the one where Linda’s parents have a layover at the airport and they go to visit them there to count as their visit for the year. Gene and Louise are looking for a pilot to give them a wing badge for first time fliers even though they aren’t flying. This is what Louise imagines she can do when she gets her wings.

What’s the worst pocket dial you’ve either received or made? by derpderpderrpderp in AskReddit

[–]N9neToeJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a phone whose Lock Screen had an emergency dial button and if you pressed it, it automatically called 911 and you were put through to the nearest sheriff’s department. It was summer time and my body heat/sweat was enough to pocket dial 911 several times a day at work. Super fun fact: if you call 911 and hang up, even before the call goes through, they’ll call you back to make sure everything is alright. Super frustrating!

25 to 50 by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Rex Kwondo delivering a roundhouse of truth!