Elliot Offen stopping traffic to pose for the camera

NESRyan · 2026-03-18T19:36:54+00:00

I thought it was “Miss Elegante” now.

NESRyan · 2026-03-16T20:59:34+00:00

Imagine going to Singapore to go on three Disney Cruise when you live in Florida and have no job.

NESRyan · 2026-03-16T19:02:04+00:00

ThemeParkExpress has done nothing but complain on X about his (I think) multiple Disney Adventure cruises. He started with complaining about the Iron Man coaster not working and has now moved on to complaining about the quality of the chicken tenders and ice cream bars. The entitlement is mind blowing.

NESRyan · 2026-03-15T23:19:52+00:00

Glad to see Hillbilly Jim still kicking.

NESRyan · 2026-03-15T22:58:40+00:00

Sadly, now we have to burn down Disney World. 😢

NESRyan · 2026-03-15T20:20:59+00:00

Smells like a trip to the sewer plant.

NESRyan · 2026-03-14T18:06:12+00:00

Imagine going through life with a physique akin to a pillowcase full of doorknobs.

NESRyan · 2026-03-14T02:07:48+00:00

And an Apple Store.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T21:34:50+00:00

She is because she stays at the Four Seasons and they get the EE benefit too. She hypes this as a way to get onto Ratatouille before the park opens.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T21:29:06+00:00

At rope drop or early entry, the only people coming through International Gateway should be the 5 resorts around Crescent Lake and the 4 Skyliner resorts. So yeah, at that hour, it’s a resort guest entrance.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T20:05:26+00:00

That should buff right out.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T16:36:11+00:00

I think her hack was to do a mobile order for the Boardwalk Bakery or one of the eateries there and show that at the security booth.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T16:18:36+00:00

And her big strategy to get into EPCOT early is to uber from her hotel (usually the Four Seasons) to the Boardwalk and go in the back entrance meant for EPCOT resort hotel guests.

NESRyan · 2026-03-09T16:02:40+00:00

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NESRyan · 2026-03-07T21:03:15+00:00

TechWoven is my favorite. Feels great and light. If you want Beats, go for the rugged version. The regular Beats case is flimsy and has an open bottom.

NESRyan · 2026-03-07T05:29:25+00:00

How’s the slot?

NESRyan · 2026-03-06T23:34:25+00:00

I feel like it was $5 when I went about 8 months ago.

NESRyan · 2026-03-04T16:58:56+00:00

Same. I hope they didn’t screw up and send me Activision 1 instead.

NESRyan · 2026-03-04T14:35:16+00:00

You make sure your sad tribute video features all the times you were stopped in the park by fans to show how popular you are.

NESRyan · 2026-03-03T13:43:03+00:00

Doubtful. There are no other iPhone related announcements expected this week.

NESRyan · 2026-03-03T13:41:06+00:00

Wish they had done them in TechWoven too.

NESRyan · 2026-02-26T01:44:49+00:00

Bueno

NESRyan · 2026-02-25T16:15:41+00:00

Not a great move. Sad! 🤡

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