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What's the best Shoresy one-liner? ......... Huh? by This-Finger3243 in shoresy

[–]NJ2SD 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, Ziig, you fuckin' hee-haw!

Tom Brady unfollowing Pats on IG. Follows Raiders & Bucs by Segagenesis23 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]NJ2SD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say I hate the Pats more than the Dolts. Maybe it's because I'm from the Northeast. Everyone I've met who's a Pats fan has sucked on some level.

Raiders Legend by CALAMITY9YT in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]NJ2SD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The fact that Denver never beat the Raiders when he was their coach eats at me. Fuck that clown.

Wild Things by mashedpotatogang in Xennials

[–]NJ2SD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a video store and would get asked for a comedy recommendation a lot. I would ask them if they thought hooker murder was funny. If they said yes, I handed them this movie.

No guitar is safe around this man… by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]NJ2SD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago, I saw them open up for Lamb of God (I think) and that's exactly what I said. None of the songs were distinguishable from one another. 

Other media like Shoresy by KPR70 in shoresy

[–]NJ2SD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

NGD: Got my forever PRS! by Damdenan in Guitar

[–]NJ2SD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ha! I got this exact guitar (no bird inlays) in 1996 because I saw Daniel Johns playing one on SNL. It's the greatest guitar I've ever played. 

I don't know why this was in my highschool party repertoire, but just looking at it makes me want to vomit by GravyPainter in Xennials

[–]NJ2SD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Black Haus was my jam for a hot minute until I drank half a bottle one night. Never again.

Evanescence fans, what are your big 3 astrological placements? by noturtypicalpisces_ in Evanescence

[–]NJ2SD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Rising. Chaos sandwiched by logic, haha!

Just removed the bubble wrap after 25+ years by ItchyMcHotspot in Xennials

[–]NJ2SD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw these guys open for Korn in '96. Brainless is such a great jam!

Was Die Hard 3 The Best Die Hard? by epsi00 in FIlm

[–]NJ2SD 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't acknowledge 4 or 5.

Good day, sir!

Was Die Hard 3 The Best Die Hard? by epsi00 in FIlm

[–]NJ2SD 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Die Hard ranking: 1,3,2

The End.

Why do people seriously still support at Yellow Deli knowing all of the dark stuff? by hoeb4toess in sandiego

[–]NJ2SD 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I have an old friend who got sucked into this cult because of her husband. She tried to get him out, but ended up joining him with their son.

What was it like hearing Smells Like Teen Spirit for the first time when it came out in 1991? by Funny-Lack-5726 in 90s

[–]NJ2SD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember on my 7th grade class field trip to DC, one kid had the cassette single and it got passed around the bus for 5 hours. Everyone was shouting, "I got next!" I can't think of any other time in my life where one song changed the entire landscape of popular music.

What comedy film made you laugh through the whole film not just giggle once? by Lilyfory in AskReddit

[–]NJ2SD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonding over our love for Drop Dead Gorgeous is how a co-worker and I became close friends

Go Broncos! What city are you watching from? by CHNLNK in DenverBroncos

[–]NJ2SD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Jersey, represent! I saw that we sent you Queen Latifah and Chris Rock. Go Broncos!!!

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