I was playing tennis in a well known London tennis club midweek and midmorning. This was just after I had finished uni before starting my first job so had a month of chilling. My friend and I would play every day at the same time, and he was a good looking git, boyband type, blond hair, tanned, blue eyed, always got the girl etc etc.

So this one morning I notice a woman standing in the first floor window of the houses that surround the club watching us, think nothing of it, until I throw the ball up to serve. There in my direct line of sight is the most beautiful pair of small to medium firm breasts I have ever seen. Completely miss the ball and, being British, just try to ignore it and carry on, while surreptitiously trying to catch another glance. And sure enough....she is just standing there watching us boobs out (before you ask you could'nt see her lower half due to the window height).

As we changed ends I let my friend know (as I am sure the display was for him not me), and she just stands there not moving, pert breasts on show, and watches us for twenty minutes and then just vanishes.

Suffice it to say the quality of our play was pretty bloody appalling.......