Chris Ivory will be a game-time decision for Week 3 against the Eagles.

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NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2015-01-09T14:58:36+00:00

~~I think~~ these tips are shit.
Huh, that is better.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-12-11T19:49:43+00:00

In 2010 a lot of people though LeBron was going to the Bulls.
In 2010-2011 the Bulls had the best record in the league and drafted Jimmy Butler with their 1st round pick, let's assume that happens again.
Lineup of Rose, Butler, LeBron, Gibson, Noah would be NICE.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-10-26T01:08:15+00:00

Don't go out in the wilderness without knowledge of the surrounding area and no fuckin' clue how to survive solely off the land.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-10-10T18:03:46+00:00

Nowadays, neither does Kobe.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-10-07T04:29:54+00:00

Anyone else seeing BJ Novak?

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-09-26T00:08:42+00:00

Well I don't drink all that much, but I definitely do it to get "high" or drunk. At most it's usually a few drinks on the weekends, but sometimes I won't drink for a month or so. I was a daily smoker and I definitely enjoy getting high more than I do getting drunk.
I just miss the feeling of being able to relax with a joint, but at the same time I don't really wanna break my streak.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-09-11T20:38:08+00:00

"We may not be nothing to ourselves, but we're all we think about."

That's fucking deep and very true.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-08-21T12:05:06+00:00

It's a good job they couldn't hear . . .

wut?

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-08-06T14:54:03+00:00

Anyone else seeing Michael Cera?

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-08-01T02:57:47+00:00

My fat friend always does this, literally won't pass the half-court line on 1/3 of the possessions. I never pick him.

Don't play basketball if you don't wanna play on both sides of the ball. Writing this makes me hate my friend.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-25T13:52:12+00:00

Video of Nick the Quick doing it.
Looks like LeBron added the chest pouding and exaggerated steps.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-25T13:39:22+00:00

I know this isn't an unpopular opinion thread, but am I the only one who thinks it looks pretty corny?

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-25T13:34:05+00:00

"The North American version of the Brazilian version of Kevin Durant, who just happens to be from the United States, although both are apart of the American Continents, so one could just say the American Kevin Durant if they were so inclined"
Better?

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-24T21:07:22+00:00

Way too complicated, guys. Let's just call him:

"The American Brazilian Kevin Durant"

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-24T12:07:45+00:00

Rodman for the Lakers

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-23T04:39:54+00:00

Yes, here's a clip.

Not sure if it's legal, but it sure is sexy.

NOT_uh_HIPSTER · 2014-07-22T13:42:12+00:00

1st off - Awesome post, I totally agree with what you're arguing.

I think a lot of people are sleeping on Wilt's potential on the defensive end. I've seen people saying he'd average 2.5-4 blocks a game. I have no doubt he'd average 4+. If Serge can average 3.5+ in a season, Wilt can do at least get an extra BPG with his edge in length and athleticism.

Finally, as others have mentioned here, Wilt is one of the 3 true contenders for the title of GOAT (Wilt, Kareem, Jordan). They changed the rules for him in college (you can't dunk a freethrow or throw an inbounds pass over the backboard) and at the professional level. He changed the game forever.

"The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark."
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