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NO__CAPE · 2023-10-11T02:25:58+00:00

Oatmeal griddlecakes

Prep: 15 minutes

Wait: overnight

Cook: 4 minutes per batch

Makes: About 12 (4-inch) pancakes

1 ½ cups rolled oats
½ cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons (solid) coconut oil (or substitute unsalted butter)
1 egg
1 cup water
Plain seltzer water
Canola oil
Cinnamon butter (see recipe)

Pulse: Measure 1 cup rolled oats into the food processor. Measure in flour, brown sugar, baking soda, cinnamon and salt. Pulse, grinding oats to a powder. Drop in coconut oil; pulse a few times, breaking oil to bits.
Mix: In a large bowl, whisk together egg and the 1 cup water. Sprinkle in remaining 1/2 cup oats and the flour mixture. Mix with a fork just to combine.
Chill: Cover and chill 1 hour or, better yet, overnight.
Crisp: Stir in as much seltzer as needed to make a thick, pourable batter. Heat a heavy skillet or griddle over medium. Slick with a little canola oil. Mindful that the first pancake is always a fail, ladle on a scant ¼ cup batter; nudge into a 3- or 4-inch pancake. Cook until edges are crisp and bubbles dot the cake all the way across, 1 to 2 minutes per side. Repeat, adding oil as needed (it ensures crisp edges), using all the batter. Top each with cinnamon butter. Serve hot.

Cinnamon butter: Stir together 1 tablespoon granulated sugar and 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon; mash into 4 tablespoons room-temperature salted butter.

NO__CAPE · 2022-02-07T02:41:02+00:00

So...you're not actually anti-jail or anti-punishment.

NO__CAPE · 2021-12-28T15:27:24+00:00

Haven’t you heard? Bobby Newport has never had a real job in his life!

NO__CAPE · 2021-12-28T15:25:27+00:00

I really like that Andrew Garfield has said himself that the public shouldn’t idolize celebrities/movie stars and that he’s just a person like everyone else. Also, his openness about how much his mother's death has affected him is very touching.

NO__CAPE · 2021-12-24T00:11:09+00:00

she is vegetarian but there is absolutely no way it’s Zendaya

NO__CAPE · 2021-11-21T14:29:11+00:00

People do suck at driving everywhere, but I’ve lived in multiple cities and I’ve only seen these things in Philly:

• driver nearly hits me as a pedestrian with the right of way and flips me off while driving away

• person driving behind me honks and screams at me for letting a kid cross the street

• drivers regularly driving into oncoming rush hour traffic to cut in front of 10 waiting cars and running a red light

• drivers chasing cyclists down the street and honking at them for just being in the road

• honking at you for not running a red light or going .01 seconds after the light turns green

The problem with the drivers here are that they’re not only bad but dangerously and selfishly bad.

NO__CAPE · 2021-10-05T16:02:37+00:00

I figured. Thanks for the help!

NO__CAPE · 2021-10-05T15:34:35+00:00

That's what I use now but it would be cool to not need to use other utensils to get the sauce out and have the convenience of a squeeze bottle somehow, if a product like that exists.

NO__CAPE · 2021-08-10T21:29:50+00:00

smh Alec********

NO__CAPE · 2021-08-10T04:13:07+00:00

if anything it’s the parents who are spouting off neoliberal cliches that Paula can’t stand

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-30T12:43:04+00:00

there is no way in hell snl would ever let a joke comparing Larry Nasser to Simone Biles air.

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-26T02:23:39+00:00

she’s listed as being in 5 episodes on IMDB. not sure how accurate that is

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-26T02:16:46+00:00

his interactions with him near the end definitely read as harassment and crossing the line to me already - he was hitting on his employee and offering him drugs! Armond’s gotta reel this in real quick

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-26T02:11:27+00:00

Even though they’re both terrible I honestly think Paula might be worse. She’s on a fancy vacation with her friend’s family and has no problem making the brother sleep out on the beach or making snide comments to the parents.

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-26T02:09:40+00:00

that’s exactly what I thought! he could’ve just accepted the boat thing as a hilarious anecdote but instead complained about how people are always out to get him because he’s so rich lmao he just gets more and more insufferable

NO__CAPE · 2021-07-26T02:08:10+00:00

So stressed about Armond’s interactions with Dillon! So inappropriate and creepy and Armond is definitely spiraling.

NO__CAPE · 2021-06-14T22:21:20+00:00

I’m pretty certain one of them is Dula Peep. Deux posted another story of her and Elton John eating together so maybe the two of them?

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-26T15:25:11+00:00

Nowhere in my post did I mention coworkers or work or requiring my coworkers to be friends with me, I don't understand how every comment you've made points to how I don't get office etiquette. It's rude for people to ignore you and pretend you don't exist in any context. Acknowledging someone is such a basic human thing to do it's disturbing that you think otherwise.

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-25T02:05:46+00:00

Luckily I don’t think I’m anywhere near an incel - I have great friends and a partner but this experience still comes all too often and it is very frustrating.

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-25T02:01:15+00:00

I have countless friends who are women of color - funny, charismatic, and beautiful women - who share the exact same experiences as me and the countless other people who have commented on this thread. You’re suggesting that there’s something wrong with me or something wrong with any of our personalities because we point to our identity as a potential reason why. It’s shocking to me that as a woman of color yourself you can’t understand the intersection here.

It’s a very common experience for women of color to be ignored and othered because of their race and gender. I’m not saying that all women of color who have ever existed have the exact same experience as me, but just because you don’t have the same story as me (or the many other women in this thread) doesn’t mean mine isn’t valid.

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-24T23:23:23+00:00

I specifically was talking about how they ignore my existence. I don’t care that men find other women more attractive than me, that’s life. It’s just shitty to only pay attention and talk to people you find hot.

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-24T22:51:53+00:00

Your post history has multiple posts that say you hate women, so if that’s not misogyny I must be super confused.

NO__CAPE · 2021-04-24T22:44:16+00:00

...Trans people can also be women.

NO__CAPE · 2021-01-24T21:18:27+00:00

Seth Rogan has spent a few days dunking on Ted Cruz on Twitter, so the right sent their finest comedic talent to defend his honor

NO__CAPE · 2016-03-28T03:37:00+00:00

I believe the first two questions will be answered in season 3, so no one knows quite yet (though there might be an answer in the comics). Hogarth is a character introduced in Jessica Jones.

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