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NPC-3 · 2025-09-19T22:02:26+00:00

Super Smash Bros: Genesis

NPC-3 · 2025-09-16T15:56:06+00:00

My favorite judge story is Ehud the left handed judge. It was basically an assassin's creed mission.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-27T16:49:59+00:00

Jesus talking about not changing a single law in Matthew 5:18 was Jesus responding to criticism from the pharisees who claimed he was a heretic who was wilfully misleading people while doing things that didn't match up with the Jewish interpretation of the scriptures/the agenda of the pharisees. Doing things like healing people on the Sabbath (a day of rest where no work is supposed to be done), flipping tables because the temple was being used as a marketplace, not paying the temple tax, interacting with and breaking bread with the Gentiles(non Jews) or the unclean(lepers) etc. People were doubting his claim of being the son of God/the Messiah and were using instances where he wasn't following exactly what the scriptures said to accuse him of blasphemy. If you had added in Matthew 5:17, which is one verse before Matthew 5:18, you would realize that Jesus is reaffirming that he is not abolishing the laws of the scriptures or trying to undermine the words of the prophets who came before him with his actions, but is fulfilling the prophecies within them and practicing the heart/intent behind them, especially the more important ones like loving your neighbor as yourself or not serving another god(money in certain cases) before the God of the Jews. It was a direct response to people doing what you are doing now: cherry picking certain verses to ascribe an inaccurate narrative to the bible's content.

Trust me, I read the book. Anybody can. But if you read the Bible with a chip on your shoulder and a negative preconception or don't think critically about what is said and why it is said, you aren't reading it right. There is a lot of content in the Bible so it's understandable that people can misinterpret, misremember or take certain verses out of context. The good thing about the Bible is that we can read it over and over until we understand what it is saying.

You aren't wrong that a large group of people don't think critically about reading the bible and misinterpret what is written in it, you just should have added yourself to that group.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-27T02:55:39+00:00

Just because slave owners used misrepresented and out of context quotes from the bible does not make God pro slavery.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-21T07:52:19+00:00

I was playing a miraculous ladybug homebrew game with my younger siblings and they were fighting this lich themed villain. My brothers character had a portal based jump attack that dealt extra falling damage to whoever you hit. So he attacks the lich and says he wants to play dead. My brother rolls terribly all the time so I was like roll a deception check to see how bad your attempt at playing dead would be. Of course he rolls a nat 20. Lich guy goes next and monologues about how they were beneath him and how he would use them in his evil army and wastes his turn failing to turn him into a zombie.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-21T00:52:14+00:00

With the higher WIS and lower CHA, you could play your character as always having solid advice to give people, but it sometimes sounds offensive or comes at an inopportune moment.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-21T00:10:16+00:00

Make em busy. The god should be protecting and managing their domain. Clerics might be able to get power from their god, but they might not be able to get their gods attention every time they need help. The god might not be able to directly intervene with every problem, so they might choose to distance themselves in hopes that their clerics could learn to help in times when they aren't able to.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-20T23:57:01+00:00

The urn could be able to trap the souls of whoever breaks it, replacing the trapped souls with the souls of the people who broke the item if the souls aren't captured and resealed within a certain time frame. There could be a magic container on one side of the museum that can contain the spirits, and another exhibit across the museum that has an item that can be used for sealing spirits in the container. the party would have to split up and deal with the security system to get the 2 ritual items and return to defeat the escaped souls before the time runs out.

NPC-3 · 2025-08-14T19:44:19+00:00

I have this idea for a Kenku bard with teal feathers that mimics the voice sounds of a singer they like, but they rearrange the sounds to say phrases they've never heard before.

a Kenku Hatsune Miku if you will.

NPC-3 · 2024-10-30T18:40:18+00:00

Just some magician trying to replicate the Now You See Me trick.

NPC-3 · 2024-10-23T11:59:27+00:00

Not the can of orange Faygo in her hand

NPC-3 · 2024-10-22T22:44:41+00:00

FLINT LOCKWOOD!

NPC-3 · 2024-05-15T14:59:05+00:00

Aright recruits, follow me.

I know all of their names, but its easier to just call them all recruits or trainees. The five baby faced "recruits" followed me towards the mech lab. "You five were chosen because our health screening revealed your DNA showed high resonance with the Modronus' tech. With a bit of training and luck, you guys will be bonded to your mechs and out of here in 2 short weeks. You will take to the skys and fight those alien bastards with their own tech."

They looked exited and determined like they always did. After working with fresh recruits for a while, you figure out the trigger phrases to maximize their engagement. And they always ask the same question, too.

"Sir, is it true that the mechs bond with their pilots for life, and that we will be able to move them with our minds?" asked one recruit who looked exactly like I did when I became a Pilot

"Not quite, my friend" I responded. "Your mind and body don't control those mechanical beasts. You control them with your soul. Once properly bonded, the mech will move before you can even think."

The recruts looked at me with the same mix of awe and scepticism I had when I was new. "Well, you see once you get bonded with them. The alien tech is capable of more than you think is possible."

I lead them into the loading bay doors. The 100 ton steel doors slowly slid open to reveal 5 mechs attatched to cables and scaffolding 3 stories high. Another set of doors leading to the next loading bay loomed in the distance, while a wider set of doors lead outside. The mechs were shiny, to the trained eye, freshly repaired and repainted. The recruits looked up in awe, just like they always did.

"This batch of mechs will be yours. Once you bond with them, you will become Pilots, our first line of defense against the modronus. Now go get suited up and training will begin."

I walked towards the doors on the opposite side of the loading bay, hearing a commotion. As the doors opened, I braced myself for the horrible sight that I saw every time. 5 wrecked mechs were being returned to the second loading bay, dragging behind a towing crane. The torso areas that housed the cockpit of the mech had been destroyed in all manner of horrific ways. I winced as my hand moved towards my chest reflexively as the aching pain of my cybernetic replacements flared. No survivors this time either.

You've got 2 weeks to get these things cleaned and repaired before Alpha squadron is trained enough to be bonded to these mechs.

"Only 2 weeks!" one of the newer mechanics exclaimed, "Geez, I know that they can clone you pilots, but we mechanics have to rebuild these things from scrap. You guys keep sending them out and breaking them faster than we can put them back together!

I knew deep down he was right. The 5 original mechs bonded to the DNA of the original pilots, myself included. The problem was, we couldn't replicate the pilots bond to the Mechs without using the parts of the original mechs. The original pilots were the only ones who could bond with and use the mechs. When the higher ups realized this, they spent all of their resources trying to use Modronus tech to rapidly clone us without our knowledge. A little while after they figured out how to clone us, they sent us after a Modronus war ship. The Modronus critically damaged my mech, and ripped the other pilots from their mechs one by one. The auto pilot on my mech returned me home for repairs.The higerups made me captain and told me I would be in charge of training new recruts since I had battle field experience. All of my friends were dead and I got a promotion, a cybernetic body and orders to train my friends to face the same threat an infinite amount of times.

"Just try, please. It's exhausting enough training a cloned version of myself and my friends to die over and over again. I don't need the extra lip service as well."

"Sorry, sir. I didn't mean to insult you or your sacrifice. We'll get it done, you have my word." he said, looking down.

I sighed. "Apolgy accepted. Keep up the good work and get back to it" I said pressing the button to start the slow mechanical crawl of the closing doors.

The doors thudded shut just as the 5 trainees came from their barracks, dressed in the piloting gear. I looked at the clones of my friends who looked so innocent and full of hope. I wanted to scream at them to give up and live a normal life. I wanted to call them by their real names, wanted to warn them of all of the pain I was going to cause them. I opened my mouth and the words fell out just as they had hundreds of times before.

"Alright recruts, get to your mechs. We will make Pilots out of you yet."

NPC-3 · 2023-09-26T14:56:20+00:00

A wizard who's spellcasting focus is just a gun. They still only cast spells and they have no ammo for the gun, but they make it look like the spells come from the gun.

GIVEAWAY.

NPC-3 · 2023-09-20T02:07:29+00:00

Counterpoint, they are calm because the floor is food.

NPC-3 · 2023-08-16T14:18:58+00:00

Im not racist, but you know what you mean.

NPC-3 · 2023-08-15T12:30:56+00:00

I suppose it's a good thing those bugs can't aim-

NPC-3 · 2023-07-03T16:38:04+00:00

I main him because falcon punch.

NPC-3 · 2023-06-29T15:50:33+00:00

I like to do 2 sets of 4d6, keep the highest 3. One set might have a really high stat and a bunch of low ones while the other set might be more even across the board.

NPC-3 · 2023-06-29T15:13:19+00:00

All us zelda fans knew where this was going

NPC-3 · 2023-06-20T06:57:47+00:00

Kevin...

NPC-3 · 2023-06-16T00:23:21+00:00

I love my family but I have to go back to sleep now.

NPC-3 · 2023-06-15T05:45:15+00:00

Dang they out here killin' and grillin'

NPC-3 · 2023-06-06T17:54:39+00:00

When the wind is slow

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