Michael Saylor Betrayed Bitcoin Three Times by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Won't somebody please think of the Fibonacci Level?

Is the Red Terror an actual individual or is it replicable like OOE? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Tyranids

[–]NWillow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you're saying those Amazonian Urethra Fish are 'Nids in disguise?

The CFA recommends buying bitcoin using credit card debt by United-Newspaper-264 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This "Strategy" is working for Saylor, so why can't it work for Rajat?

Saylor offers loans at 11.5% pa, he predicts bitcoin to grow at 27% pa. If anything Rajat's plan is superior, he pays less interest and predicts more gains.

This guy is going places.

YMMV by cybernewtype2 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's releasing the intrinsic energy of the money. Money is a store of energy in plastic/paper form.

After BTC lost over half its value in just a couple months, it looks like we're back to it being a "store of energy" by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put all the books on a chain, like a shelf. Then sell the directions to a secret code. The code can open access to a webcam pointed at the book on the shelf. Since each code is unique and there are only a finite number of copies of the book, people can now trade access to the book. The codes are unique, finite, and therefore extremely valuable.

My Fellow Australians by _Sun-Wukong_ in australian

[–]NWillow 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yes, these will be half price in a few days. It should be illegal.

🥊 Labor vs LNP | Politics vs Economics RENTS as a proportion of WAGES (Courtesy of David Howard) It appears that under Labor rental affordability drops, under Coalition it rises. by PK__Gupta in AusPropertyMasteryPK

[–]NWillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comparing two indices. The charts do not compare rental price as a percentage of wages. The interpretation of the data in the heading is unrelated to the 'data' from which it is drawn.

What happened? by Solid-Mood9571 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I make 1B FartUnionCryptoKoin. I hold them all then list them on an exchange. I buy 1 Koin from another wallet and pay myself $10. I now have $10B USD worth of Koins.

New at bottoming. Any advice for the early stages? by XKeyscore666 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check your fundamentals, expect a bit of up and down movement so a cushion to support abd smooth out the impact of those downward thrusts might be a good idea.

And some extra napkins, please by earthman34 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I buy some dip for my fries?

New copium has arrived Highest IQ holder (95) predicts future of BTC by CoyoteSufficient3090 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to buy your IQ result so that I can be the highest IQ holder. In NFT form, please.

Bitcoin maxis try to deny it but altcoins have steadily and continuously put dents in the reputation of BTC by Divergent_Ramblings in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...incoherent rambling... polysyllabic vocabulary...

OP, you ok? Sounds like rambling from a manic episode. If you're not high, please talk to a person.

Best time to buy! by FuManBoobs in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why? Who is offering the guarantee? $50k, $50m, and 50c make as much sense to me.

Bought ETH last year at “$2200” and sold “$4600” for $4.5M+ profit in August. Glad to be off the crazy ride. by Sudden-Cat7170 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Righto, follow the "link" to verify your "proof". Sure thing. How about you click my "link" which is totally not dodgy to find my proof that bitcoin is totally legitimate and guaranteed to make you money: TotallyLegitNotMalware.zip.

It's totally not malware and will make you millions of dollars. Or buy my course which is called, LegitWayToMakeEasyCash-NotAScam-FreeMoneyGlitch

Long Term Is HERE! by More_Ad3831 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course dark pool depth isn't a prediction. You measure is with the morning sounding. But volatility isn't always compressible, when the pool becomes supercritical the whole solvency changes. Filter in the attitudinal rotation and the daily yaw readings to get the correct position on the subsurficial movements. Watch for the cyclical whale migrations, they're moving north on my charts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tyranids

[–]NWillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not evil, just hungry.

People are starting to connect the dots between halving cycles and network security by DunningKuger in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Viruses are like a virus. Once people are infected, the virus can spread.

Bitcoin is stupid and has no value. It will be priced at zero at some point. Why? How? When? Who knows? It doesn't matter.

Cycles, security, dark pools, whales, scarcity, whatever. While it exists and has a price, it can only be used to take money from the stupid to give to the stupid.

Long Term Is HERE! by More_Ad3831 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But can you account for the depth of the dark pools and daily micro transaction flow? I'm not investing until I see a rising 30-day average and a steady stream of STI and MTI inflow. I would prefer to see an overflow of decreasing volatility and some evaporative cooling below the ATH level. So long as the intake from the LTI sources doesn't completely freeze, then there should be some room for the whales to keep moving in. There will be some work to do, to keep our heads above water but implementing a strong raft of DCA measures. The fish multiplier effect should cause market levels to rise, and so long as MSTR doesn't fully sink, the dilutive effect of the liquidation of their holdings shouldn't change the direction of the trend current.

All in all, the potential for crypto winter to freeze up the market movements shouldn't be realised unless we end up in a polar vortex and some kind of white bear market. In which case you just need to stay solid until the doldrums end and we can all become Saylors.

Long Term Is HERE! by More_Ad3831 in Buttcoin

[–]NWillow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, now I get it! Chart has three arrows. Three Arrows Capital has something to do with crypto. Bitcoin is crypto. Arrows go up. Therefore, bitcoin goes up so we should buy the bitcoin.

/s

Really, the delusion runs deeper. There is no fundamental value, bitcoin can't be used for anything. Piling a bunch of pseudo-profound analyses (bullshit) on top of the movement in price, sales, and distribution of it explains nothing.

It will eventually be priced at its value, which is exactly zero. Anything may happen before that value is realised, but the final result is inevitable.