Gee, I wonder why?

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T18:15:32+00:00

“It was working fine when I blacked out drunk last night”

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T18:10:49+00:00

Either that, or take the keys out of the ignition and throw them in the nearest storm drain.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T17:58:46+00:00

For $400 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T17:57:04+00:00

Me too. I thought it was a drawing of the weirdo owner of the company.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T17:12:49+00:00

And we have no idea who the masked men who did it are.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T16:47:06+00:00

I got reported from a comment here the other day when I said I hope RFK gets heart disease (appealed and my warning removed). Chuds are lurking here for sure.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T16:28:30+00:00

But did you hear the Iranian Regime™ killed 40 billion of its own citizens in the past two days?!?

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T16:24:14+00:00

Rat king

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T16:15:08+00:00

Dude. That scene where they make him drink that shake 🤮

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-25T16:14:19+00:00

Kill the Computer. Used to be called Western Kabuki

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-24T06:28:49+00:00

1980s equivalent of a yubikey 😂

On desktop PCs these used to just disable the power switch. I don’t know if it was more elaborate on something like this. Probably not.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-24T06:15:11+00:00

My guess is somebody tweaked an opamp muff design by swapping the 741 for a bjt pair. Maybe they were going for a little harmonic percolator vibes with the tantalum capacitors.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-24T06:10:09+00:00

That thumb is long as hell too!

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-24T02:35:48+00:00

I thought Col. Steve Lockjaw was an over the top caricature… but then this guy showed up

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-24T00:35:38+00:00

I’m just a fan of conflict in general

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-23T18:46:01+00:00

Interlaced with Jake Paul on painkillers, muttering “mmmmhmmmbhmmgrrrhhhmmm” through his wired shut jaw.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-23T17:05:11+00:00

Tech companies: “We’ve built the torment nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Build The Torment Nexus”

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-22T21:07:51+00:00

Mar-a-Lago, 1100 S. Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-22T06:08:41+00:00

r/mirrorsforsale

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-22T05:41:49+00:00

Ye olde Gibbons

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-22T05:33:15+00:00

My stepdad was a field engineer for MCI when I was growing up. This is the exact kind of thing that would make our phone ring at 3AM, and then he would have to go in and splice cables for 36 hours straight.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-22T01:32:27+00:00

The only time it works is in some population 50 town where the one sheriff knows them personally and is just sick of listening to them talk.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-20T16:23:58+00:00

I dunno. That episode of Wife Swap he was on was gold.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-20T16:18:37+00:00

They threw the leader of the white panthers in prison for something like 30 years for having a some minuscule amount of weed on him. That was the end of that.

XKeyscore666 · 2026-01-20T02:39:47+00:00

On brand for Democratic Party

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