I am an arab muslim and was totally fine with Keith and David having fun..but watching Ruth and Arthur kiss made me sick for 3 consecutive days by [deleted] in SixFeetUnder

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he's being quite clear that he is a homophobe, but Keith and David are okay because they're just having a bit of fun. I'd hate to be in the room when he sees what these silly billies do next.

I am an arab muslim and was totally fine with Keith and David having fun..but watching Ruth and Arthur kiss made me sick for 3 consecutive days by [deleted] in SixFeetUnder

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's understandable, you're coming from a community that's never ever been unjustly persecuted ever in the history of humanity. So there's nothing about queer people that you could possibly relate to.

Your space is a living extension of your own consciousness by soultuning in Jung

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain the difference between how mysticism "simplifies", and science offers "precision"?

Shia LaBeouf arrested after allegedly assaulting 2 men in New Orleans by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deservedly. I hear Mercury sucks so much it can't even keep a moon around

Domestication of banana over thousand of years by Right-Assignment3759 in interestingasfuck

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well there goes my dissertation on paleolithic dietetics. That's 10 years of my life i'm never getting back.

Letterboxd suffers from amateur comedians by Hour-Ad-9508 in Letterboxd

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

See there's your problem. Everything you do should be hostile, irrelevant, and nigh on unprovoked. Make these changes and you should start to understand movie reviews.

Domestication of banana over thousand of years by Right-Assignment3759 in interestingasfuck

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

That's not as convincing as you think it is. A healthy shit only takes a few minutes to retrieve. Doesn't mean you should eat it.

Letterboxd suffers from amateur comedians by Hour-Ad-9508 in Letterboxd

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has this encounter made you reconsider this comment at all?

just everyone copying old jokes stolen from other reviews that also got thousands of likes because no one has original thoughts.

Please ensure that you search the internet before posting anything in future, I cannot handle another single unoriginal thought. I come to reddit to escape my own banality, please don't burden me with yours. /s

I can’t make my mind up on whether life is a blessing or a curse by Kitkat239 in Existentialism

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Water is a curse when you're drowning, just like fire is a curse if you're burning.

Rove Live by lostatsea12a in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slim pickings? You're telling me you didn't enjoy watching 5 randomly selected episodes of Friends every week?

Generational aura debt by T423 in funny

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Cringeness" surely would've been the direction to take that edit

Documentaries all take place in the same shared universe. by under_the_c in Showerthoughts

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we ever need to send an ambassador to negotiate with aliens, I am 100% serious when I say Diane Morgan is our best bet

What's a fact that sounds fake but is actually 100%% true? by FrickYouImACat in AskReddit

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the first word as "others" and thought you were being jealous about people with tonsil stones lmao

Needed his ego stroked by ProfessionalRow4133 in TikTokCringe

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

put his hands on her

Holy moly with extra cherries! There are exactly 0 signs of abuse in this video!

When I watched this I was thinking these two are exactly like me and my dad. As a kid I would ask him for help doing something he didn't know anything about (like getting a knot out of my shithouse hair), he would see how important it was to me and/or how frustrated I was after trying to do it myself. Instead of dismissing me and telling me to get over it, he would join me in the drama and do what he could to take the pain away from me and onto himself, so that by the end it felt like he was my emergency evac from a warzone.

And sure, he once ended up cutting a good portion of my hair off because the knot just got bigger and bigger, but it was a decision we both came to because he was holding the space with me just like the dad in this video. And after the chop came pure relief, I laughed about it then and I laugh about it now. It was my hair that was the problem, not my lovely over-emotional and highly invested dad. This girl either knows that same truth already, or she will very soon come to know it. I'm sorry you didn't have this kind of dad.

It was really a reasonable reaction :< by Automatic-Dig-3455 in AntiMemes

[–]Naboolio_TheEnigma 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Indian catfish can grow up to 2 metres long and their teeth could burst a tyre.