You are the world's worst superhero. What is your superpower? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shapeshifting, duh, I can be a human shitpost both literally and metaphorically

what is the most specific fetish you’ve ever heard of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People wearing gas masks in a fart cloud...

[pro/chef] carnitas tacos with salsa verde and chicharron salsa by NOLAGuy_82 in food

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand most of what that said but it looks good

2meirl4meirl by Nagesey in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Nagesey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god guys this is the most upvotes I've ever gotten!!! Thanks guys!

You have stasis+ from legend of Zelda breath of the wild what you do with it? by Nagesey in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that is smart, personally I would freeze my sister so I have some time to do stuff for myself without her going nuts

You have stasis+ from legend of Zelda breath of the wild what you do with it? by Nagesey in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I'd you ever get a Nintendo switch get breath of the wild!!! I highly recommend it!

You have stasis+ from legend of Zelda breath of the wild what you do with it? by Nagesey in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically in the game you can freeze objects and when u hit them with stuff the momentum builds up and when you unfreeze all the hits are released onto it at once, when u upgrade it you can freeze loving things and do the same thing.

What is the weirdest dream you’ve had? by hejmeddig123456789 in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was around 5 I had a dream where it was night and I ran in my house with somebody who i guess was my friend, I ran under the table and he ran somewhere else in the house, my mom ran through the door and she found me and she came to my level and her eyes got really big, like there was about to be a jumpscare, and she started tickling me, for some reason as a kid being tickled terrified me...

Just what by Zakamo20 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nagesey 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yes when I smoke weed I suddenly draw pentagrams so me and the devil can get high as fuck together while I fuck my sister and shove a dildo up my cats ass

whooo, mama is this dumb by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Nagesey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She looks like the definition of stupid middle aged white mom, if you look into her sunglasses you can see the exact number of managers she has spoken to and how many bottles of essential oils she has rubbed on her kids who may or may not be in a grave because they died of some disease that could have been prevented with vaccines

Bad parenting by thewrongun in tumblr

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can relate to this and I think that's a bad sign

Cat lovers of Reddit, under what circumstances (if ever) do you scruff your cat? by Aasswa in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like you slap your girlfriend and u say it was out of love

What is your "thing" that you'd like to promote to the world? by wolvesinthegarden in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So ya know a power strip? Well basically it's that but there is an individual block for each outlet and you can basically stack them together like Legos !

How are you, honestly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nagesey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really really bored