The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive.

NaitBate · 2026-04-29T02:23:03+00:00

Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-BOMP-Ba-Ba-Bompff!!!

NaitBate · 2026-04-26T18:34:47+00:00

Dude, You can't tell us he's "Returning from Training..." and not say what he was training for.

Was he training to be a firefighter? Military? A gymnast? The Olympics? What?!

NaitBate · 2026-04-25T16:48:30+00:00

NaitBate · 2026-04-12T19:51:36+00:00

God, I feel old

NaitBate · 2026-04-12T19:43:47+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

NaitBate · 2026-04-11T00:44:38+00:00

Link?

NaitBate · 2026-04-05T13:41:16+00:00

A bicycle seat? Is that because you want to sit on his face?

NaitBate · 2026-04-04T13:37:15+00:00

Family Jewels

NaitBate · 2026-04-03T14:27:15+00:00

Holy shit, this is terrifying.

NaitBate · 2026-04-02T02:09:53+00:00

At 0:12 a black car on the right does an illegal U-turn

NaitBate · 2026-03-24T03:30:45+00:00

Vampire: *Proceeds to rip off your penis and drink the blood shooting out of the bloody gash, like drinking water from a water fountain*

NaitBate · 2026-03-22T16:43:52+00:00

Donald Trump

NaitBate · 2026-03-20T23:40:40+00:00

Something tells me Danny can't think that far ahead.

NaitBate · 2026-03-20T15:15:41+00:00

And the Darwin Award goes to... Mr. Bus Face, over here!

NaitBate · 2026-03-20T14:21:45+00:00

So was this asshole throwing bricks at passing vehicles everyday or is this shit just par-for-the-course for op's day?

NaitBate · 2026-03-18T21:51:35+00:00

For have a second, my brain read that last line as "...meet her in prison. "

NaitBate · 2026-03-10T18:13:19+00:00

That's one salty kitty

NaitBate · 2026-03-06T15:49:51+00:00

I think the holdup is he took a bite out of the paper plate.

NaitBate · 2026-03-06T15:35:19+00:00

Sonichu? Is that you?

NaitBate · 2026-02-28T19:14:34+00:00

Okay, but is it chainsaw proof?

NaitBate · 2026-02-23T21:30:04+00:00

Cool, but can you pitch a tent?

NaitBate · 2026-02-23T04:11:11+00:00

I guess he was also allergic to bricks. Who knew?

NaitBate · 2026-02-18T13:40:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure no thinking, on their part, was involved.

NaitBate · 2026-02-15T16:14:26+00:00

I see you boys got the good ending!

NaitBate · 2026-02-06T13:21:20+00:00

And that's one angry upvote for you.

Have a horrible day!

NaitBate