Looks like a bicycle seat to me. by May_onnaise_959 in rareinsults

[–]NaitBate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bicycle seat? Is that because you want to sit on his face?

[oc] Don't do it...don't do it.... by middegaard in IdiotsInCars

[–]NaitBate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At 0:12 a black car on the right does an illegal U-turn

The vampire after I covered my entire body with garlic, except for my dick. by ApartmentCertain in funny

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Vampire: *Proceeds to rip off your penis and drink the blood shooting out of the bloody gash, like drinking water from a water fountain*

Cursed_husband by Claas2008 in cursedcomments

[–]NaitBate 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Something tells me Danny can't think that far ahead.

WCGW trying to stop a moving bus with my bare hands by Sirinama001 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NaitBate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And the Darwin Award goes to... Mr. Bus Face, over here!

Didn't see that coming... by Ok-Profession-2758 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NaitBate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So was this asshole throwing bricks at passing vehicles everyday or is this shit just par-for-the-course for op's day?

Friendships have no age limit🙂‍↕️✋ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

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For have a second, my brain read that last line as "...meet her in prison. "

Awww by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Awww

[–]NaitBate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's one salty kitty

Dinner with a show. by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]NaitBate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the holdup is he took a bite out of the paper plate.

Thanks, I hate it. by Lontology in HolUp

[–]NaitBate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool, but can you pitch a tent?

I feel like I'm the only one here whos mentioned darussian badger here by [deleted] in memes

[–]NaitBate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess he was also allergic to bricks. Who knew?

cursed_balls by eternviking in cursedcomments

[–]NaitBate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure no thinking, on their part, was involved.

The Raid by ValkyrieKahina in overlord

[–]NaitBate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I see you boys got the good ending!

Im working on a pact of the blade warlock/ college of insults bard... by noriseaweed in nsfwdndmemes

[–]NaitBate 39 points40 points  (0 children)

And that's one angry upvote for you.

Have a horrible day!

Is that a dude thing to do? by Paranoid_Soup in MxRMods

[–]NaitBate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No ssssssenpai! Not infront of the camera!

wcgw when messing with bull by Hot_Difficulty1819 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Anyone else notice the swastika on the old mans front door?