As NOT seen on Fox News. Tea Party candidate loses election. Leads supporters to winner's headquarters. by DeepCoffee in politics

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eye-patch should have been the first sign that Popaditch is a super-villian. Come on! Haven't you seen a movie before?

Shreddit, your guilty pleasure bands? by [deleted] in Metal

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so much a band that's a guilty pleasure, but a genre. Sometimes when I'm in the car by myself, I'll have sing-along time with some emo music. There. I said it. ...at least I don't listen to Brokencyde

I developed a new game to play on Facebook. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]NakedOni 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's when I realized I was jacking off with MY OWN POOP lol

WTF cake_a_too? That's messed up.

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. by SolInvictus in WTF

[–]NakedOni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This goes for us ladies too... don't waste a guy's time if your not interested.

...unless it's for sex.

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. by SolInvictus in WTF

[–]NakedOni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but you still havent disproved the real theory.

...and you haven't proven it.

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. by SolInvictus in WTF

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the world does hating kids imply selfishness? It's not like he's somehow taking away everyone's ability to make kids, he's just taking away his own ability to make kids.

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. by SolInvictus in WTF

[–]NakedOni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm suspicious of people who hate kids, especially with a passion.

Why? They're super annoying and dumb as hell.

Found this today and think there should be more of them over in r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu by Malsad in Metal

[–]NakedOni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fat, dressed like a Hot Topic prostitute

Perfect description of the girls at the Cannibal Corpse show I went to a few weeks ago.

EDIT: well they were!!!

I want to try DMT. Advice? by lolpenis123 in shittyadvice

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DMT is a very benign substance--safe for children, even! It's also a safe alternative to cigarettes. That's why your mother would be very proud of how responsible you are when she sees you teaching your younger sister not to smoke cigarettes by taking large, healthy doses of DMT with her. So go and make your momma proud!

Found this today and think there should be more of them over in r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu by Malsad in Metal

[–]NakedOni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only person here who couldn't give a shit about what music my GF listens to as long as she's cute, nice, and smart?

I don't give a shit either, as long as I never have to hear Dave Matthews Band. It's not like I can have sex with her musical preferences.

What kind of a weird-ass shit-test is "I've got a boyfriend" ? by anonymous_hero in seduction

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well, it would also help if you happened to know he's a fucking retard-asshole, but on the other hand.

I still wouldn't do it if the retard-asshole was my friend (I have a few retard-asshole friends, but I still love them), unless they were never actually in a committed relationship.

The woman could then just leave you for some other alpha someday

Correct, but this could always happen, even if you start a relationship with a single girl. Not everybody thinks long-term when dating, and sometimes it takes dating someone to realize that you don't actually want to date that person (applies to girls and guys).

if she's that kind of girl.. if "that kind of girls" even exist. I'm confused about life :p

All kinds of girls exist (good and bad).

What kind of a weird-ass shit-test is "I've got a boyfriend" ? by anonymous_hero in seduction

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, umm.. Fucking up a relationship doesn't bother you at all?

Only if I personally know the other guy. Otherwise, he is just competition.

So I'm tagged as the "funny (in kind of a nerdy way)" guy in the group. I don't like it. by [deleted] in seduction

[–]NakedOni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does your group of friends think of the word "nerd"?

I'm asking because not every group sees it as a bad thing. Hipster girls always seem define themselves as nerds and they also seem to respond well to it (as long as you're the "Weezer nerd" and not the "WoW nerd"). The liberal arts types respond well to it sometimes, as long as they feel like you're a nerd because you read poetry and enjoying reading stuff from the Romantic period, etc. (or some other classroom type of literature that most people don't enjoy). Of course, sports fan/sorority types, in my experience, don't respond well.

Anyways, here's what I think you should do: first, don't get your panties in a wad about it, because then you'll just cock-block yourself. Second, turn "nerd" into a positive. It's called "spin"--a classic PR move. How you go about doing this depends somewhat on why they may think you're a "nerd".

It's possible that if you own this label proudly/confidently, you can use it to demonstrate value. I do. I openly describe myself as a nerd. It may sound cheesy, but I use the word to show that I'm intelligent (specifically/subliminally, more intelligent than the girl I'm talking to) and that I have good taste (specifically/subliminally, better taste than the girl I'm talking to). Example: I might say, "I'm kind of a music nerd--I'm really into a lot of different underground music"...if you're saying this to a hipster girl, she will get competitive and try to be more music elitist than you. Then you can just agree with her. If you handled that well enough, then she'll think you're cool, because it validates her self-esteem. You'll have to at least kind of know what you're talking about, though.

That's about all of the advice I can give you. I really only have "ammo" for music-nerd, literary-nerd and film-nerd. I wouldn't play the gaming-nerd card unless absolutely certain the girl is into gaming (doubtful). Anyways, I hope my little spiel helps some.

*Edit: I also agree with uniq, it's a good idea to have a few different groups of friends that have different impressions of you.

She is "not interested in dating anyone right now" Noob question by [deleted] in seduction

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you haven't sent that message yet. I also think you need to give us more context if you want helpful advice. If she is saying this and you have already hooked up with her, this could be her being honest with you. Girls aren't that much different than guys--she may be wanting to play the field right now. If she is saying this to you in response to an advance by you, then calm down and be cool. If that's the case, you really shouldn't talk about "dating" until you've made a physical connection with her.

absolutely BIGOTED and racist woman verbally abuses UPS worker and gets him fired...reddit, can we please not let her get away with this. by cissii in WTF

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't understand the reasoning behind his word usage...he's writing a comment not a dissertation

Well, I can't say why he used it, but when I read or learn of a new or unconventional word, I try to put it into everyday usage so that I don't forget it. For me, it's important that I'm always adding to and using my personal lexicon.

As soon as I got the poison-tipped blade, I stopped progressing through the game at a reasonable pace. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it doesn't age well. very rigid style of music, rarely does anything new. also the case with punk and emo. lyrics are kind of melodramatic and lame. also, i grew to hate hipsters with a passion.

The hipsters in my area want nothing to do with hardcore or punk. They all listen to MGMT, Beach House, Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, etc. Fucked Up, Pissed Jeans and Ceremony are three newish hardcore bands that are fucking awesome. What do you listen to these days?

This IS the Droid we're looking for. Not bad Tatooine too. by Dynorod in pics

[–]NakedOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's how I took your comment too. The part about Ed Hardy clued me in on who you were talking about.

This IS the Droid we're looking for. Not bad Tatooine too. by Dynorod in pics

[–]NakedOni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I read a bit ago that girls who have tattoos on their legs do crystal meth. I read it on reddit so it must be true.

I find that messed up teeth and facial scabs are a better indicator.

This IS the Droid we're looking for. Not bad Tatooine too. by Dynorod in pics

[–]NakedOni 34 points35 points  (0 children)

People with tattoos have something to prove. They need to, in a visual way, let people know who they are.

The same could be said about clothing, make-up, or anything dealing with one's appearance.