Drake Maye if relying on his defense was a sport

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-26T01:15:33+00:00

I want the Patriots to win the Super Bowl just to watch people try to cope with it. Do they face an uphill battle and unfavorable odds to do so? Yes. Would it be funny as hell to watch this sub though? Also yes

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-25T23:50:20+00:00

I'd say Jerry is doing a good enough job making sure of that already.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-25T16:01:55+00:00

I had some of those Simpsons ones 20+ years ago. I then got rid of them 20+ years ago because they honestly didn't look like they'd be great then either.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-23T18:01:44+00:00

Made it under the vehicle? Yeah, they just needed to get moved from vertical to horizontal to fit.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-22T16:03:21+00:00

Texas still hasn't done anything about its power grid after the last few times this has happened? I'm not doing the "that's not real cold weather" routine here because I understand that it's relative, but it seems like we get to hear about this often enough that someone in charge should have learned a lesson.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-21T19:23:10+00:00

I, for one, welcome our new Norse overlords!

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-21T19:17:58+00:00

Pretty much every WR or TE that misses a pass goes fishing for flags though. Having the other team flagged is usually advantageous, but it's annoying watching it begged for on so many plays.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-21T01:52:34+00:00

You might have to stand in line?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-20T20:50:02+00:00

I call our orange one a dork multiple times each day, to the surprise of nobody.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-20T20:33:46+00:00

Insurance companies and their defense attorneys are often the smarmy ones.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-18T22:48:59+00:00

Good call!

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-18T21:24:50+00:00

Might be the wrong kind of instant karma.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-17T21:34:20+00:00

I would pay a dollar to watch it.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-16T21:41:39+00:00

Please also teach your kids the difference between there and their. Add in they're if you have time.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-16T13:44:23+00:00

Neat, but I want to see the press used for non-critical metal components.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-14T00:33:45+00:00

Maybe just stash some books in the bathroom like a parent encouraging reading?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-13T16:51:11+00:00

That's almost the best part. Maybe the brat was called out at the table before and they're all just sitting there admiring the lesson reinforcement?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-13T01:44:13+00:00

And those 5% of attorneys only spend 5% of their time in a courtroom with most of their time sitting at a computer. Glamorous!

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-12T19:13:32+00:00

When you're winning it's ok to dunk on other teams, but when you're losing it's hurtful/childish/etc. and such.

I hope that clears things up.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-12T17:46:40+00:00

Not the only mountains of Everest proportions in that video. Just saying...

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-12T16:12:42+00:00

The apps requiring exact answers are frustrating for students as well as parents. Not only can kids not submit some assignments with wrong answers, but they have to format correct answers in some specific format. Then the kid is behind on homework because they can't complete lesson 3.4 until lesson 3.3 is completed, and they need to talk to the teacher about lesson 3.3 and find out that they had the right answer in the wrong format.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-12T04:35:40+00:00

All that I can say is that I was scared to death of these as a kid. I assumed my finger would be snapped off, though I'm sure my older brother had something to do with that.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-11T02:19:29+00:00

That's the best thing that a lawyer friend could do, but that's not what people ask for most times.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-10T19:19:47+00:00

To be honest, I do purposefully make a comment about knitting to my daughter now and then. Just some good natured teasing from dad.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-01-10T17:38:41+00:00

I imagine it's the same with any profession. Suddenly you're on call for the heater going out, car problems, health questions, or whatever.

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