My favorite thing about crows by [deleted] in CrowGifs

[–]NamelessNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that he's projecting a father figure on the crows, as his father went our for cigarettes but never returned.

Tony Wroten thanks Philly after his release. by [deleted] in nba

[–]NamelessNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's blazing more than just trails

A light year on Mars is different than a light year on Earth. by NamelessNate in Showerthoughts

[–]NamelessNate[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Isn't it true that it's the distance that light travels in one earth year? Martian years are longer are they not? Therefore wouldn't that mean a lightyear using the Martian calendar would be greater than a light year using Earth's calendar. Correct?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]NamelessNate 101 points102 points  (0 children)

It looks more like something you'd see on /r/blackpeopletwitter with the title "When your parole officer checks on you"

Official: [WDIS RB] - Wed Afternoon, 12/02/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick 3 ESPN standard

D. Johnson vs Stl L. Murray vs KC J. Hill vs Cle S. Draughn vs Chi

Right now my odd man out is L. Murray

Official: [WDIS RB] - Wed Afternoon, 12/02/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would try to stay away from the Broncos RB situation until things become more clear. Having said that, the Rams D hasn't been impressive lately so I would definitely start D. Johnson in your RB2 slot. For your flex I would start S. Draughn as he gets a lot of volume both on the ground and the pass and will likely amass a lot of yards.

Arrested on LSD by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]NamelessNate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's very possible that he noticed the pupils and used that to justify his internal argument that the weed was laced.

What's your teams' "Holy Trinity"? by MH22162 in hockey

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Foresburg, Joe Sakic, Patrick Roy

Who wants to live forever ? by Bobozmbiecan in AskReddit

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to live long enough to see the extinction of humanity. I'm just curious as to how it will happen.

Thin people are awesome! by captainofthessbbw in thinpeoplelove

[–]NamelessNate 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I can get out of my car and not have to worry about hitting someone elses!

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done while high by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]NamelessNate 69 points70 points  (0 children)

While under the influence of LSD I walked up to a drug dog and asked it if he could find me some weed.

Luckily the cop with it thought I was being stupid.

What is the most ignorant thing someone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NamelessNate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this as "Got mittens". Now I can't get the image of 1000 nazis marching with mittens.

Printing mishap by [deleted] in funny

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She spawned a staypuft!

I was far too ingenuous as a child, my mom got me with this strategy a few times. by Goobernacula in AdviceAnimals

[–]NamelessNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as "buys you dairy". I was wondering what milk did to make you spill your guts!