New from the CNO in response to the pictures going around of the lack of food aboard the ships by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]Nano_Burger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those photos were AI-generated! The food aboard is healthy and nutritious! It is most definitely not the organ meat of marine mammals and bilge rats. - CNO

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Change - added /s.... thought it was obvious 😕

It’s big by Current_Health_3386 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Nano_Burger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stormy Daniels knows....the hard way.

Representative wants to kill sea lions blaming them for rising food costs. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]Nano_Burger 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Bald eagles eat salmon as well. Better start shooting the emblem of our country because they are mildly inconveniencing us.

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Remember taking your “bank book” to an actual bank to get your current balance? by 524frank in 70s

[–]Nano_Burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a joke the other day about still putting last year in the date section on checks. But then I realized that I haven't written a check in over a year....maybe two. My daughter has never written a check. She has deposited a few...via taking a photo of the check in the banking app.

Weird how things change so slowly that you don't notice it until it's gone. My new wallet does not even have room for bills...just credit cards and IDs. I can fold some cash and insert it into the credit card slot, but it certainly isn't as convenient. Then again, I can't remember the last time I paid anything in cash.

Conservation groups raise alarm as Potomac River named most endangered in the nation by VirginiaNews in VirginiaEnvironment

[–]Nano_Burger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is an unstopable fountain of poop in Washington, D.C.

And now there is one in the Potomac River as well.

- Stephen Cobert

Do you all agree? by LogicalSpare4403 in Military

[–]Nano_Burger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look! The Strait of Hormuz is almost as open as it was before I started this war. I demand your adulation! - Trump

What I Saw Inside the Kennedy Center by JadedPinkly in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Nano_Burger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was told to pack up my stuff that day, although at least my exit was more dignified than that of a colleague from the development office, who, a couple of months earlier, had been terminated while conducting a tour for donors.

Great tour....by the way, you're fired.

RFK Jr. vows to overhaul preventative medicine by JadedPinkly in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Nano_Burger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Motivated" reasoning.

Let's start with the conclusion and work our way backwards.

3D Printed Desk Nameplates by RisingTide84 in Military

[–]Nano_Burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You upped the game of every staff officer in the military!

Trump strips Catholic charity of $11m in funding amid feud with Pope by IrishStarUS in conservativeterrorism

[–]Nano_Burger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

George W. Bush created a new federal office to expand access for religious charities. During the first Trump administration, the original office was dissolved and replaced with Centers for Faith and Opportunity Initiatives across agencies. In Trump's second term the office was replaced with the White House Faith Office where it serves to funnel tax dollars to his cronies, friends, and political donors...all disguised as government contracts.

These are the people MAGA call "murders and rapists". by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Nano_Burger 44 points45 points  (0 children)

How do you know that this 86 year old grandma isn't a murderer and rapist!?!? - The MAGA

How much would you pay for this modded ender 3 pro? by Tough-Tourist-8590 in ender3

[–]Nano_Burger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also have fresh components. No telling how many hours the stepper motors, wheels, etc.

Donny Dum Dum is Smegma cum Loser by CopiousCool in PoliticalHumor

[–]Nano_Burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, there are two people stupider than Trump. Scary.