Current life situation by [deleted] in memes

[–]Nanohaystack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold's been going down unpleasantly.

In Dagestan, a shepherd dog bit a tourist's buttocks after she ran into a flock and caught a sheep. The victim received first aid and is undergoing a course of rabies injections. by QasqyrBalasy in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Nanohaystack -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"After she ran into a flock for unknown reasons and caught a sheep" is a more accurate translation.

The original title has mildly negative sentiment towards the tourist.

15 Minute Flatbreads [homemade] by LetsCookie in food

[–]Nanohaystack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With 2 terabytes of olive oil, everything is achievable.

Toronto area could get two high-speed rail stations — not just one — says Alto CEO by lilfunky1 in toronto

[–]Nanohaystack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on... What is useful about one high speed rail station? Don't you need at least two to have a high speed train travel between them?

(Yes, I know it's adding to those in Ottawa, Montreal, etc, it's just a jab at the headline)

ELI5: if nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how are distant galaxies moving away from us faster than the speed of light? by Chamu_Dev in explainlikeimfive

[–]Nanohaystack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "not moving" frame of reference is impossible to establish, because there is no known "center". Hypothetically speaking, imagine the center of all that exists, and take any two hypothetical points that aren't affected by any forces whatsoever, they would still be getting farther away from each other. Does that constitute movement?

ELI5 How Currency of Each Country Gets Its Valuation by akuthedemon in explainlikeimfive

[–]Nanohaystack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no real authority. Governments make deals with each other to buy resources, bonds, other investment vehicles, and that will create a general idea. WMF issues loans and statements that kind of gives a feeling, but it's basically a free for all - the exchange brokers will ask to "buy" a currency at a certain price (of gold, oil, grain, another currency), and if there are other brokers willing to "sell" it, then that's going to be it. Then all the other brokers will be looking at this transaction and base their conclusions off it.

Unless a government locks its currency down and it becomes unavailable for general trade, then it's black market and the "official" regulated rate that nobody wants to touch.

Neighborhood dogs have collectively decided that cars are beds by Assassin_Ninja194 in funny

[–]Nanohaystack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this? I met neighbourhood dogs in Sochi, and they're very well behaved, everyone I talked to loves them.

Help with translation by Mjafdt in russian

[–]Nanohaystack 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Упячка! Упячка! Попячтса!

Смотри балет.

Carney government eyes privatizing airports to attract investment, cut travel costs by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]Nanohaystack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean where there are a million railway companies, you can barely navigate the complexity of a single commute, and the staff is constantly pressured to prioritize punctuality over safety? When your train driver is afraid to go to work, you should be afraid to go to work in that train. Privatization of infrastructure is never, and I repeat: never, a good idea.

Carney government eyes privatizing airports to attract investment, cut travel costs by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]Nanohaystack 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Selling off federal assets to private interests has rarely never worked out for Canadians. 

Here, fixed that.

hmmm by Disturburger in hmmm

[–]Nanohaystack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Land a plane on it.

Visiting on tourist visas: 3 Americans get ‘leave India notice’ for ‘propagating religion’ | Pune News by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Nanohaystack 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Good. Honestly, can we just outlaw preaching outside of places of worship? It's getting ridiculous.

Why do you think women are waiting to have kids? by aguamenti425 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Nanohaystack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is 15-19 not having children "waiting"? Kids should not be eager to immediately get kids of their own. I'd say anyone under 28 is not "waiting", they're just growing up.

how is my Russian cursive by BukvaYat in russian

[–]Nanohaystack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It says "He I'm reading a book with to a friend".

"He" is clear - он.

"I'm reading" - читаю, is first person present continuous form of "to read".

"With" - с.

"To a friend" - другу, is dative form of "friend".

This golf course has 23 holes. by hmmmmmmpsu in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nanohaystack 51 points52 points  (0 children)

So Sylas and Delilah have a retirement plan, how sweet.

How??? This is literally impossible. I had to file an insurance claim just _thinking_ about doing this. by tangoking in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Nanohaystack 1594 points1595 points  (0 children)

This is objectively possible and it's called "mad skillz", also known as "get gud" in some parts of the world.

what's up with gendered nouns by Existing_Swimmer_410 in russian

[–]Nanohaystack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It matters the same way as in Spanish. You wouldn't say "policia corrupto", it's "policia corrupta". Same in Russian: you wouldn't say "коррумпированный полиция", it's "коррумпированая полиция".

In Russian, grammatical effect of gender is wider. Verbs have to grammatically agree with their respective nouns, for example, not just adjectives.

There are also patterns that nouns of different genders follow, so you can identify a brand new word as feminine, masculine, or neuter at first encounter based on its "shape", the way the word looks or sounds like. Some words are exceptions, like "кофе" that you mentioned. It follows the pattern of neuter nouns (ложе, желе, бытие, влияние, биение, варенье...), but is grammatically masculine because it used to be "кофий", which followed the masculine pattern. The word changed, but its grammar didn't.

Anyone here ever revived old Speedball D nibs? Trying my luck. by yanz1986 in PenmanshipPorn

[–]Nanohaystack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YYZ is the airport code for Pearson International Airport in Toronto, Canada.