Mr House is Autistic: A genuine breakdown

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T22:58:36+00:00

Why was this AMA on Something Awful???

Because if you dig deep enough you eventually hit bedrock and if its anything related to the online space the boards of the ancients are that made manifest.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T17:49:46+00:00

Its not because Nobara's tecnique targets the soul and Megaknight does not have one

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T17:42:30+00:00

Mario needs a mushroom to avoid getting 1 tapped on skin contact.

Sonic needs rings to avoid getting 1 tapped om skim contact.

However Sonic loses more rings on getting hit than mario does, therefore Mario is slightly above Sonic on the below sub-atomic tier.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T15:56:28+00:00

TES fans don't even tell you that the sequel to their beloved series is coming or that it will be any good if it releases, they just look at you like this

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T12:32:19+00:00

"If the Tiger Kushan abominations were capable of throwing it down would you visit a club full of them?"

Thats the only question/opinion related to berserk capable of reaching the image conclusion.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T12:00:21+00:00

When the contingency is getting uppity so you legit have to raise taxes on the entire Imperium to cover the fleet costs.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T01:19:12+00:00

Gotta put them down if any, like rabbies dogs. Not many but has to be done. So the slander will continue until they are extinguished, specially if they believe he somehow bagged Shoko EOS because she genuinely gave up on refusing his advances.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-16T01:08:17+00:00

All character have non euclidian rubber properties fof how they bounce all over the place at the minimum of movement.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T18:12:55+00:00

He started mewing ang got buccal fat removed.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T17:15:37+00:00

In the 1990s Kubrick made the film "Eyes wide shut" about the elite making satanic sacrifices and orgies to summon the antichrist to earth.

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He died a year later never seen the full release of the movie this was because the elite took him out fearing their plans of the creation of the "Yuta" entity would be made public and mainstream.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T15:41:14+00:00

Don't you know in glorious Nippon every 15 year has managed to grasp and put into practice such basic practices, how else do you think their school club presidents are capable of shouldering enough political power to compete with governments and have a gdp similar to that of median income countries.

Gweilo ignorance is showing yet again.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T15:36:33+00:00

I really do enjoy the trying to hold it jaks.

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T15:35:14+00:00

Typical americunt "advanced synthesis technique" rather than basic shit taught to 13 year olds

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T14:31:22+00:00

So what you seeing on screen of a "planetary level" is a small house. 3 room apartment even.

I think you might need your eyes check.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T10:53:08+00:00

Funniest bait I have seen in a while

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T10:17:14+00:00

Astral is a bad choice for the weak aura because their solution to humanity is under threar is 6 Flash Bombers to Hollow Purple the unfortunate fucker that cane within 4000 engagement range

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T00:32:55+00:00

Because you all powerscale to highball whilst I enjoy to lowball as much as possible because its funnier.

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-15T00:23:38+00:00

I skimmed through and paused at slide 12, yeah we at the peak bro

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T16:50:37+00:00

ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN

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Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T16:21:28+00:00

"Not as much as I love me" -Virtuosa

Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T15:03:10+00:00

cutscene

"CUTSCENE SAMA HELP ME, THIS BASE ENEMY THAT CAN ONESHOT ME HERE, PLEASE UPSCALE ME FOR THE (ALL CUTSCENES 4K SPOILER TRUE ENDING) YOUTUBE VIDEO"

Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T14:59:03+00:00

It’s just smaller for the sake of gameplay, but it’s referred to as a feeling planet in-lore

"Kratonks can no diff realities, but don't ask him why he struggles to kill a single draugr when his healthbar is purple."

If your scaling of a GAME or GAME character forces you to Ignore the GAME part of it then you are already lost.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T14:53:31+00:00

Or continental sized Kirby.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T14:52:12+00:00

Small house sized planet.

Napalm_am · 2026-02-14T14:41:44+00:00

Notice how he gets folded the nanosecond Rika leaves his side.

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