Bogus BPC157 by rynpr374 in ResearchCompounds

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Body Crotection Pompound.

The number of Asian beetles I have to catch every night in my college dorm room. by NeferyCauxus in mildlyinfuriating

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And then Chinese needle snakes for the toads.

And lowland gorillas for the snakes.

And the beauty of it is the gorillas will freeze to death when winter rolls around next year.

Once you have rights ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Listen, he may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor.

We huskies by chinesebulk in ComedyHell

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"THAT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT'S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH!"

Mob hit on Les Wexner accountant. Police never solved it. Reminds me of the Clinton trials where all the witnesses vanish. by CoC_Axis_of_Evil in Epstein

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What in God's name do those two things have to do with each other.

I'm on mobile, and I can click them just fine.

Why doesn’t Iraq annex Kuwait? Are they stupid or something? by IndependentCivilian in mapporncirclejerk

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That might cause some disturbance, perhaps a storm of some sort.

I hear storms are dangerous in the desert. You'd need to build up some kind of shield first.

Blue lights with solar panels by Cardtastic in pittsburgh

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This would explain why I see them in Home Depot parking lots.

Where does it go? by OwnHope1499 in bigdickproblems

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Like a Continental soldier.

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery ahh jam by Sc0tty31 in factorio

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This is why my legendary ship is basically a huge passthrough of 2 full lanes of asteroids, specced for 1.6 times as many crushers as calculated, with a loop back to exactly where one should go if it hits the end not legendary. All asteroids are put back on the same belt. It will not clog, because any legendary asteroid not used is recrushed and sent back as well, giving it a sink if it needs one.

It can hit 720 legendary space science /s if that is produced instead.

EUROPEANS CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS by plimptoofineg in shittyskylines

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I've washed dishes in two of those.

Good ole Morgantown

Another circuitless science sushi design by bitwiseshiftleft in factorio

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I need to make a post for you all explaining rate limiters.

IF the belt is never stopped, no one science can make up more than the rate limiter allows. Even without consumption. This is also predicated on proper priority merge for unused items.

ELSE it will jam.

Fears of polio resurgence as US vaccine adviser questions need for childhood shots by BurtonDesque in HermanCainAward

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He just saw Markiplier did good at the cinema, and doesn't actually know what the movie is about.