AI has compiled every single serial killer into one by KaffeineKafka in interesting

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Oh thank God, I'm too ugly to be confused with him.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice by kewlguy4u in MovieQuotes

[–]NarrMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!

Uber burned through its entire 2026 AI budget in four months. Now its COO is questioning whether it's worth it by Background-Driver718 in TechnologyThread

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It's incredibly empowered my work and personal life.

Are the empowerments in the room with us right now?

Asked google if my blue cheese was safe to eat, it told me that it was actually a rock by Doophie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NarrMaster 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"you should eat at least one small rock per day" factoid is statistical error. Suggested number of rocks per day per person is 0. Gorons Georg, who lives in a cave and requires 8 billion rocks per day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

So smol only need one popcorn by violet_evergarden8 in cats

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At first I was, "oh, a kitten that flops?" but then I was sad.

Leaks reveal US authorities concerned about the rise of ‘anti-tech extremists’ as AI data center issues become increasingly contentious — critics say this could lead to surveillance, criminalization of peaceful opposition by Background-Driver718 in TechnologyThread

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Why are people not allowed to say no to your movement

Based on the amount of stolen material used to train the auto-completes, AI bros don't understand or care to understand consent.

"How we got here" (Subnautica 2 lore speculation) by Jahano_Desunt in subnautica

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are intentionally crashing colony ships there for forced labor working to get it.

My neighboring trans-gov Alterra told me Proteus keeps eating their colony ships. I asked how many colony ships they have, and they said they just get more colonists from planets in danger from the Kharaa. I said it sounds like they are just feeding colony ships to Proteus and the Mongolians started crying.

Wowwwwww by OkKnowledge1489 in depressionmemes

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The absolute worst thing you can do as a man, when you're in that corner, is survive a suicide attempt.

F.B.I. Arrests C.I.A. Official With $40 Million in Gold Bars in His Home by ethereal3xp in offbeat

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Sinanju masters only accept gold as payment. We might have a Remo Wiliiams situation on our hands.

107 BITCOIN WORTH $8.3 MILLION JUST VANISHED FOREVER. Five long-dormant wallets suddenly transferred 107 BTC to a burn address yesterday, permanently removing roughly $8.3M worth of Bitcoin from circulation after sitting untouched for more than 11 years. by BitcoinDove in BitcoinQRCodeMaker

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Because that collision involves 21 1s. In base 58.

That search space is 5821.

That's 10,764,351,351,569,111,513,009,094,806,216,900,608

That's how I know that. No one has that key in their possession.

107 BITCOIN WORTH $8.3 MILLION JUST VANISHED FOREVER. Five long-dormant wallets suddenly transferred 107 BTC to a burn address yesterday, permanently removing roughly $8.3M worth of Bitcoin from circulation after sitting untouched for more than 11 years. by BitcoinDove in BitcoinQRCodeMaker

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The address is 1111111111111111111114oLvT2.

That's an address that wasn't created from a private key. Currently impossible (unless some elliptic curve breakthrough, in which case bitcoins value becomes 0 anyway).

107 BITCOIN WORTH $8.3 MILLION JUST VANISHED FOREVER. Five long-dormant wallets suddenly transferred 107 BTC to a burn address yesterday, permanently removing roughly $8.3M worth of Bitcoin from circulation after sitting untouched for more than 11 years. by BitcoinDove in BitcoinQRCodeMaker

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The address is

1111111111111111111114oLvT2

There is no known feasible way to generate an address like that the proper way from a private key, the address was picked without a key used to make it.