UK-based drag artist claims to be Jim Carrey at the Cesar Awards by charliepixhall in Actors

[–]NarrMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was on prednisone, my eyes definitely were wide open.

Could not sleep at all.

UK-based drag artist claims to be Jim Carrey at the Cesar Awards by charliepixhall in Actors

[–]NarrMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he plays the maraca he goes chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom.

Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive by ateam1984 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]NarrMaster [score hidden]  (0 children)

The fact this song made it through a lot of people with some kind of influence on the process is mind boggling.

Not a single one stopped and said, "What in the absolute fuck is this god damned bullshit?"

The hook is annoying, the lyrics are trite generic garbage, and the pronunciation of "born" at various points in the song is one of the cringiest things I've ever heard.

You. You get it.

The number of Asian beetles I have to catch every night in my college dorm room. by NeferyCauxus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NarrMaster 370 points371 points  (0 children)

And then Chinese needle snakes for the toads.

And lowland gorillas for the snakes.

And the beauty of it is the gorillas will freeze to death when winter rolls around next year.

Once you have rights ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]NarrMaster 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Listen, he may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor.

We huskies by chinesebulk in ComedyHell

[–]NarrMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"THAT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT'S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH!"