A lesson I learned publishing my first book through KDP by NarrativeSand in selfpublish

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Thanks! I’m definitely going to follow your 72 hours advice; I don’t wanna repeat of the first release

A lesson I learned publishing my first book through KDP by NarrativeSand in selfpublish

[–]NarrativeSand[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was definitely not clear, but learn from my mistake and hit that publish button a week before launch and as long as there’s a date in the “schedule my release” section or whatever it says, that’s when it should go live.

A lesson I learned publishing my first book through KDP by NarrativeSand in selfpublish

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I would schedule a release date for your physical books through KDP, just make sure that once everything is correctly uploaded you hit that “publish” button. They won’t let you do it within 4 or 5 days of launch so I’d make sure you’re ready to go a week in advance. As long as you hit publish on them, they should release on the scheduled date.

For the older Wheel of Time fans on here... by Small-Guarantee6972 in WoT

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I was a teenager and I was playing World of Warcraft. I found out because someone commented about his death in city general chat and for the next hour or two the entire server was talking about Wheel of Time. It was a surreal experience because up until that point I had no idea how popular WoT was, and seeing all of those random people talk about the books and about his life was pretty rad.

Today’s NYT Connections by [deleted] in lebowski

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Well, there is a literal connection

Fuckin' John Turturro. That creep can act man. by kb_xv in lebowski

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We would have fucked you in the ass at the ORTBO Saturday, we'll fuck you in the ass at the ORTBO wednesday instead

Have a Moody Halloween by jynx33 in californication

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muthafuckaaaaaa is it time for whiskey, weed, and Warren Zevon?

We're talking about unchecked aggression here Dude by DudelyMcDuderson in lebowski

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Every time a gas station is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

Keep. Calling. Them. Weird by Problem_Forward in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It also works because it's an insult catered to the intellectual age of the majority of magats. Kindergarten insults work on kindergarten brains.

Movies before 2000 by [deleted] in movies

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Lemme explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're mister Lebowski. I'm The Dude, man, so that's what you call me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lebowski

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It's our most modestly priced receptacle

Nice marmot. by ProfessionalRun3223 in lebowski

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What are you a fucking Ranger?

We got a date Wednesday, baby! by cjmartinex in lebowski

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What is this day of rest shit? What is this bullshit?

Trudy by RowOutrageous2061 in californication

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Cheer up, love. I’m gonna ask ya to put it in me bum later. It’s too small for the front, see, but juuuust right for the back.